“Shine” by Final Placement from sharity world on Vimeo.

I love the Internet. When I saw this last night, it had about 200 views. Now it’s 27 thousand. That’s a lot of people enjoying one of the worst songs of all time. The video is almost definitely a birthday present from his dad who believes you have to follow your dreams, even if your dreams are to make terrible songs with videos like a guy doing his paper route. I will admit however, that I can’t get “This is your life / This is your time” out of my fucking head.

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-JESSICA K

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46 Comments
  1. Red Meat Says:

    The lyrics remind me of the Cro Mags…

    Hard times are comin your way
    You’re gonna have to rise above it some day
    Organize your life and figure it out
    Or you’ll go under without a doubt

    Hard times are coming through
    But if your hard they won’t get to you
    They’re gonna try to drive you into the ground
    But never surrender, never go down!


  2. GQ Says:

    I guarantee you the singer’s dad owns that warehouse. It houses dirt bikes and snowmobiles and they are in Colorado. His dad is worried his son is having a boring life because they moved from Venice when the kid was 4 and he’s never lived anywhere fun. The kid sees dad’s surf pics and all the chicks he had and wonders what life would’ve been like if they never moved to Longmont.


  3. Holy shit Says:

    This is what rock n’ roll is all about.

    I just got their 7′ split with deerhunter, it rules.


  4. homeless. Says:

    Holy shit!


  5. fredMS Says:

    this could be a decent band if that lead singer guy was replaced with anything else. am i wrong?


  6. Billy Cox Says:

    hahahah fuck this sucks. if you cant play your instruments properly, be a punk band. then u can still be cool and sound like shit and its ok!


  7. scrib Says:

    The video is too slick for a bunch of amateurs, the music is too crappy for professionals, and they don’t have their instruments plugged in. I say this is some sort of viral, cooked up by someone disturbingly overpaid.


  8. Vane$$a Says:

    i used to be like these guys, but then the satan worshipper at my school spiked my diet mountain dew with acid.


  9. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    If they just add a fuckload of reverb, and get their asses to Brooklyn, they can become the latest hot band from Williamsburg


  10. NippleDick Says:

    obviously sucks “on purpose”

    also, a little late w/ this one SBTV


  11. kill hipster Says:

    all my bands suck ,….but not on Purpose…. .stick to what ya know…..writing pavement rip offs….of pavement ripping off the fall!!!!!!! booooo yah indie rock !!!!! so in !


  12. Salad Says:

    Is this the new Green Day video?


  13. Zippy Says:

    The opening sounded alot like the Mary Tyler Moore theme…

    Love is all around, no need to fake it
    You’re gonna make it after all!!!!

    They should have went with that.


  14. Spandrell Says:

    some of the youtube comments are great:

    “nothing says rock and roll like a red polo shirt and a north face? jacket.”

    “If there were no African? influence on American culture, this is the type of music that would be produced far and wide”

    I like it. I don’t think there are enough clean guitar bends + reverb in music today.


  15. JuCIFER Says:

    LEAD GUITARIST IS A GOD. FUCK CLAPTON.
    The SOLO is a must-listen.


  16. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    Put these guys on “America’s Got Talent” so that David Hasselhoff will throw up in disgust all over Sharon Osbourne .


  17. Jetpack Says:

    You know while they were filming the video, that lead singer underbite piranha kid was all, “Yeah, we’re about to hit the bigtime.”


  18. Mountain Climber Says:

    The guitar tone is the only thing that would indicate “bad on purpose.” There are plenty of kids in bands that think they should start shopping demos around after like a week of practice.

    For example:
    http://www.myspace.com/lydiasracket
    Place I worked got about a dozen tapes from the band above. And that was two years ago when they weren’t so amazingly polished.


  19. yikes Says:

    that was in-cred-ible!!!!!!!!!!


  20. felix puss Says:

    must be a joke


  21. Dork Says:

    When they first started playing it sounded like The Brady Bunch when they formed a band. Then it got worse…


  22. Orangutan Says:

    Set it as my new ringtone. So awesome, guitar solo made me cum.


  23. Mr. Belvedere Says:

    it isn’t the guitar ‘tone,’ geniuses. the fucking thing is out of tune.


  24. KFC man Says:

    There is a genius madness in being so bad you become awesome!


  25. Corn Husker Says:

    STFU! This is the HEART of America. If it weren’t for us, the gays would’ve taken over by now.


  26. utuber Says:

    this got taken down a few days ago, so they’re onto us. here’s the info i saved from the first time:

    Final Placement is a Christian Rock band from Midland Tx. It consists of four guys from Midland Christian School. They are currently playing shows. They dream of scoring a record label one day.
    The philosophy of FP is, ” The world is gone but not lost it can still be saved, all it takes is the people to listen. Maybe if they will hear the message and change.”


  27. Smelly Says:

    This is the music we would have to listen too if the gays took over:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU


  28. Smelly Says:

    Final Placement sounds more like a name for an Skinhead punk band.

    They could open for Cleansing Tide.


  29. HOMO Says:

    islands


  30. Drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    If you think they made this to be purposefully funny you are a complete dullard, and should probably be locked-up, or relegated to working the checkout lane at Wal-Mart for eternity.


  31. VIET DONG Says:

    this sounds suspiciously like those ‘creed shreds’ youtube videos from a few years back.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipy58SaIRhs


  32. C and the MS-13s Says:

    One of these guys has a Family Guy poster in his room.


  33. flickin'beans Says:

    where do they even still sell jeans like that?


  34. Jew Says:

    this shit is better than vampire weekend


  35. moosewood Says:

    It could just be my shitty speakers or it could be that the bassist didn’t realize he wasn’t plugged in when they recorded his part. That or they figured a song with such refined guitar lines didn’t need a bass to pull it together.


  36. black person Says:

    nice. a subtle fake.


  37. Simon Cowell's skidmark Says:

    You can laugh all you want, but there are a couple of cheerleaders from their school that saw this and are plotting how to get these boys in the sack. EVERYBODY wants a guy in a band.


  38. pogi Says:

    i bet they still get laid a lot by christian groupies


  39. Tobes Says:

    Everyone in the office thinks im outta my fucking mind. Really shouldn’t have opened this full volume and played the whole thing start to finish. NSFW


  40. Man Says:

    This is terrible, but, so what? They’re in high school.


  41. Goat Semen Says:

    dey need to tuck dey teeth in.


  42. scrawny Says:

    someday you will find the words you’re looking for, oooooor… shaky b-roll footage of an oil derrick


  43. Anonymous Says:

    video’s down…


  44. Shit video friend Says:

    Bad lip-syncing? Backwards Abercrombie hat? Fake anger? Ugly girlfriend? Checks all around….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVX-y4wOrAo&feature=related


  45. Shit video friend Says:

    Also you can find the video from the original post at: http://vimeo.com/9625670

    Since it was taken off you tube.


  46. Tumor Says:

    Every girl reading this post has had an ex boyfriend exactly like this.


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