DEAR STREET CARNAGE: BESTIALITY MADE ME HORNY
Seriously, what the fuck is up with a story about bestiality that is written so poignantly that you have trouble trying not to get horny while reading it?
This site boasts hundreds of “classic adult novels,” from the 60s and 70s, and while it has an extensive catalogue of bondage, incest and neighbourly love tales, what drew me was such titles as “Animal House,” “Canine Reader,” and “Centaur Series.” While I wasn’t surprised to find them, what did surprise me was the tone in which they were written.
With no trace of the raunch or degradation I’ve learn to expect from contemporary porn, these stories told instead a tale of seduction and intimacy, often from the animal’s point of view.
Consider for example, this excerpt from “The Watch Dog” when Matt, the German shepherd, finds his owner left unfulfilled by an impotent lover.
“Matthew felt a strange, yet powerful, awareness begin to kindle beneath his powerful furry flesh, a weird and exciting knowledge that had somehow come to him out of nowhere — the comprehension that this human, his mistress, was a female in every sense of the word, as much for him as for this man she seemed to fight with even now… A strange new found warmth crept over him at the realization that his mistress’ nakedness was no different from the sensual offerings of a female dog in heat! This beautiful woman, this human female, was burning up with that peculiar heat of unfulfilled lust!”
After that sexy stare down in which Matthew and the reader both come to realize that we are all the same, human or canine, he proceeds to give her the tongue-fucking of a lifetime, culminating in “a savage snap of his haunches that thrust his tapered cock all the way up into the wetly-gripping confines of her empty cunt!”
Compared to a video of someone’s dog fucking their sad aunt on the carpet, this is surprisingly romantic and lust-inducing. And for that reason alone I should never be allowed to read these books again.
Love,
Jessica
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Tags: bestiality, dogs, gross, SEX
10.08.08 at 2:06 pm
Jessica is fucking right. Maybe that’s where Peter Singer begins and she ends. Sometimes Sociological experiments can get very desperate. The idea and will to do something are inputs and this is the output. Is this moral theology or reprehensible theology or liberation theology. All I know is that a Sheppard is a Sheppard and its fucking boooorring out there in a field doing nothing. Pastor Multhee reads this shit and than points to his daughter and says “you bitch, oh sorry, I mean you fuckin’ witch!”
Anyways whatever just happened didn’t make me horny, but all those times I was fucking a girl and her dog had his face plopped on the mattress looking. Now I wonder, why do they all of a sudden find this human activity interesting. When I am leaving the girls place in the morning or through the window they didn’t give a shit. So empirically I am inclined to believe this to be true. Dog’s don’t give a shit, but they sure do wish they could give a lick!
10.08.08 at 2:09 pm
What the hell is going on in “Daughter Horses Around”? What’s she holding up her snatch, and why is she being watched by her dad & grandpa (??)? That is some of the kinkiest shit of all time.
10.08.08 at 2:15 pm
Two words: Kenneth Pinyan.
10.08.08 at 2:22 pm
Emily, it’s a crop of riding.
10.08.08 at 2:36 pm
female equestrian riders are so hot these days
10.08.08 at 2:44 pm
I can’t stand it when people give their pets human names.
10.08.08 at 2:51 pm
every single i see a woman walking her dog ….
10.08.08 at 2:52 pm
“SO …how is it then, do you crave human companionship more or hav you gone to the dogs totally?”
10.08.08 at 2:56 pm
some people
they really love their animals
10.08.08 at 2:58 pm
now we know where the term ‘doggystyle’ originates from, it’s young girls and their german shephards
10.08.08 at 3:56 pm
http://pics.livejournal.com/poopingrobot/pic/00003bra
10.08.08 at 4:18 pm
I think porn would still do it for me, a picture tells a thousand stories and porn is flashing 32 pictures a second. I think guys will always be into porn so much more than women — they just like the visual element of it all. Pictures of fucking with near golden silence leaves us to write our own smut novel in our heads. In regards to women, they just need things to be romanticized. Whether it be a horse fucking a young girl while her grandpa and brother watch, or a german sheppard eating a woman out — women need it to be romanticized and explained to them. Poor cognitive skills? I don’t know.
10.08.08 at 10:52 pm
checked out the site…Some of those titles are a bit strange for me, but great sight for Literotica in general the only porn I can really get into. Thanks for the link!!
10.08.08 at 11:25 pm
no horse dick for me, thank you.
10.09.08 at 4:31 am
All written and drawn by dudes…
10.09.08 at 7:05 am
Claudia hat nen Schäferhund
und den hat sie nicht ohne Grund
10.09.08 at 8:33 am
http://www.filthyrichmond.com