I made this video about blow jobs with my friends. Sorry. That wasn’t clear. I don’t mean me and my friends were gettting blow jobs together. We’re not Cinderalla. Sorry. The band not the fictional woman of children’s folklore. Man am I ever screwing up this letter. Please just put my movie on your site.
Sincerely,
John Golbe
Dear John,
You need to be less cavalier about using a lavaliere.
Sincerely,
SBTVC
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Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.
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02.05.09 at 1:03 pm
was that sheena from lemuria?
02.05.09 at 1:04 pm
not very funny.
02.05.09 at 1:11 pm
Here. I just made this video (only slightly) funnier.
http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/speedup.php?id=swIc3mUZS7I
02.05.09 at 1:23 pm
This letter is like far too contrived, ya know, and like possibly fake. Yeah, it’s a work.
02.05.09 at 1:25 pm
not a documentary. but really hilarious because he had a fake stache.
02.05.09 at 3:01 pm
“was that sheena from lemuria?”
you mean “was the Feivel from An American Tale”?
02.05.09 at 3:25 pm
pretty similar to Blind Date With a Crackwhore.
02.05.09 at 3:52 pm
hey i thought it was ok. don’t let the boo birds get you down, twinky.
02.05.09 at 3:55 pm
HILARIOUS!!!!! No wonder he just signed with Viacom for a 26 episode series.
02.05.09 at 3:58 pm
I liked it.
02.05.09 at 4:03 pm
can girls smell a dude’s butt during oral? Sometimes when I’m masturbating I touch my beehole and then smell my fingers. They always smell like poop even though i’m really good at wiping. Do butts just always smell like poo?
02.05.09 at 4:16 pm
eh. i like blowjobs, and i like antiques roadshow and yet somehow this other perfect merger of interests did very little for me. i think it was the phrase “i’m coming in your mouth” in a british accent. that kinda curled my sack
02.05.09 at 5:41 pm
BLOOD CLOT FAGET
02.05.09 at 5:59 pm
[...] Jess Lane, who works near the cubicle I sometimes work at (when I’m not blogging from home in my underwear), is in this funny video. *WAVES* Hey, Jess. [Street Carnage] [...]
02.05.09 at 6:14 pm
i think mark l. wahlberg was probably too generous with his ratings. some of those blowjobs probably just came off of the curb the night before garbage picks up. of course, sometimes that’s when you find the best blowjobs. sometimes, however, i think this show artificially inflates the market. for instance, a lot of the time, when you think you found a blow job that’s worth a lot of money, i feel like the appraiser will undervalue it and then flip it at the next sale for a buyer whose really hard up. and that’s one of the biggest problems at the root of our economy right now: sub rate blowjobs being sold at unreasonable prices to people who can’t really afford them.
02.05.09 at 9:36 pm
Midget girl BJ … still laughing … at NOT with.
02.05.09 at 11:14 pm
How about that first chick, huh? I say yay. Yay indeed.
02.05.09 at 11:46 pm
WOW CONGRATULATIONS, YOU DEFIED ALL PROBABILITY. THE ODDS WERE STACKED HEAVILY AGAINST YOU. BUT YOU PULLED THROUGH AND MANAGED TO DO WHAT NOBODY THOUGHT YOU COULD.
YOU MADE ONE OF THE LEAST FUNNY VIDEOS ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU’RE A PATHETIC HACK. GO BECOME FRIENDS WITH BILLY WILLIAMS AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
02.06.09 at 12:43 am
you know what? this didn’t make me laugh, but, it’s like in a movie, when the old guy claps the arm of the young kid and is like, “you know what you got, kid? you got moxie!” These kids have loads of moxie.
Also they look underage and that faggo better hope that one of these girls’ dads or older bros peep this shit lest he be shitting out his own testicles after they are forcibly removed and fed to him.
02.06.09 at 12:59 am
As somebody that has a fancy new converter box and no cable…sign up for the coupon! You get mega channels for zero bucks! Fuck it, suck it and jizz in my mouth….
-gorge
02.06.09 at 2:13 am
That cunt from Ox.Eagle.Lion.Man is everywhere.
02.06.09 at 7:25 am
this video is hilarious!!!! you guys are jerks
02.06.09 at 6:04 pm
pretty ok
02.07.09 at 4:52 am
Lauren Pellegrino is too Italian for my tastes.
02.08.09 at 11:32 pm
Funny as a fart in church, I’d say.
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11.10.09 at 5:21 am
I suspect that some of the anger in these comments is stemming from sexual frustration and self-loathing. Nothing personal, but, it’s kind of obvious.. ( puts feet up and waits for sexually frustrated retorts)
11.11.09 at 4:05 pm