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-Jeff Cleary

You appear to have found this on Paul Scheer’s site wherein said funny man implies the handicapped child is in the Klan. This is, in fact, a Catholic celebration that has something to do with doctors during the plague who would stuff burning leaves in the hood so they wouldn’t get germs (or something).

Thanks for the submission but 25k don’t cut it. We’re putting out a book of these so every submission has to be at least 1mb. Other criteria include: make sure you include space above the head and below the shoes, don’t send me boring pictures of yourself in your room, make sure it’s your photo and not some thing you dug up on myspace, no homeless people or punks, no costumes, and absolutely no homo.
Happy cunting!

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15 Comments

uhh.. Says:

pwnd

11.10.08 at 11:02 am
flesh and bones Says:

this site is turning all serious and moody. careful.

11.10.08 at 11:13 am
Ku Klux Ken Says:

Klan Outfit = Automatic 10 Kitties

11.10.08 at 11:13 am
Ku Klux Kripple Says:

I did NOT sign a Model Release for this, Gavin.

11.10.08 at 11:28 am
SHITCOCK Says:

I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING I’D ENJOY MORE THAN HELPING YOU GUYS MAKE YOUR BOOK FOR FREE. OH WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF BEATING THROWN INTO A SHARK TANK WEARING A TUNA SUIT.

11.10.08 at 11:30 am
roboCOCK Says:

I’d prefer to see this picture in a book over peaches geldof.

11.10.08 at 11:32 am
JaRouge Says:

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’ . . . .
THEY HATIN’

11.10.08 at 12:19 pm
PUNJABBER Says:

no punks? why not

11.10.08 at 5:44 pm
Jeff Says:

The best caption for this photo I got came from SF comic Kevin Munroe who said, “I hate blacks, Jews, and stairs.”

11.11.08 at 2:03 am
queenmachine Says:

Gay.

11.11.08 at 12:07 pm
Danielle Says:

The boring pictures in your room accompanied by the boring picture was the funniest thing I’ve encountered all day.

Thanks.

11.11.08 at 5:44 pm
you owe me coke Says:

we are all boring. and pretty gay. and full of shit.

12.01.08 at 12:43 am
king shit of turd island Says:

nah, i know those plague masks the doctors wore, they looked like this http://libarynth.org/_media/ll_plague.jpg thats gotta be a klan thing…although it DOES sorta look a little tall for any real quality hating to go on without looking silly

12.11.08 at 6:46 am
Anonymous Says:

don’t be ignorant, those are penitantial robes for the catholic celebration of holy friday, they have nothing to do with kkk or the plague masks.

04.19.09 at 9:43 pm
melsa Says:

hahahaha

05.28.09 at 6:55 pm

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