1. Kennedy Says:
   

   Please, somebody help! My wife and I are trying to get pregnant, so I’m going in for a semen analysis Thursday morning. The problem is… I find the idea of jerking off in a tiny room while a nurse waits for a cup of my sperm so titillating that it’s hard for me to refrain from masturbating for 24 more hours. Ugh!

   
   09.23.09 at 9:28 am
2. Peter Madsen Says:
   

   Uuh, more please?

   
   09.23.09 at 9:53 am
3. lester1/2jr Says:
   

   done that

   
   09.23.09 at 10:43 am
4. Cpt. Douche Says:
   

   Worst porn ever?

   
   09.23.09 at 11:07 am
5. bert Says:
   

   so
   fucking
   lame

   
   09.23.09 at 11:17 am
6. a4awesome Says:
   

   HAHAHAHA “Did you just cum in me?” – that’s the worst thing a lady can hear.

   
   09.23.09 at 11:19 am
7. megaLARGEpenis Says:
   

   should’ve just pissed in her anus

   
   09.23.09 at 11:24 am
8. Ernest Eatingpussyway Says:
   

   A) you make me hate hipsters.

   B) a woman wearing a tie is not YOUR style, it’s Annie Hall’s style. it’s fine to wear the tie, but you need to cite your sources instead of blatantly ripping them off.

   C) all hipster women need to stop referring to men as “boys.”

   
   09.23.09 at 11:49 am
9. Ernest Eatingpussyway Says:
   

   D) don’t listen to these douches. you make cute little films.

   
   09.23.09 at 11:50 am
10. Vane$$a Says:
    

    at her web-site her “dude of the day” is Kato Kaelin.

    
    09.23.09 at 11:56 am
11. Mike E Says:
    

    cool site.

    
    09.23.09 at 12:19 pm
12. Dorothy Says:
    

    ugh this is the worst. the one where she demonstrates how to get ready in a hurry made me upset.

    
    09.23.09 at 12:53 pm
13. Loretta Says:
    

    She’s a silly poser that uses sex to feel cool

    
    09.23.09 at 12:54 pm
14. Vane$$a Says:
    

    Aren’t these vids what Gavin’s talking about when he talks about the new advertising? I could see Trojan throwing their logo on this.

    
    09.23.09 at 1:15 pm
15. grimey Says:
    

    that video is really in focus and well-lit, good job!

    
    09.23.09 at 1:21 pm
16. Vegan Jules Says:
    

    It must’ve been the camera man who came in her. Or it was Vegan Jules!

    
    09.23.09 at 1:53 pm
17. ew Says:
    

    popeyes gonna be mad as fuck when he sees this.

    
    09.23.09 at 2:00 pm
18. Fucko Says:
    

    She’s cute as a goddamn button.

    
    09.23.09 at 3:28 pm
19. kay Says:
    

    in regards to the clip; ughhh worst thing ever. he just lays on you and you are going ape shit in your head.

    
    09.23.09 at 3:44 pm
20. Beefy McManstick Says:
    

    OMG! A whole site dedicated to recycled hackneyed humor! Where can I get more?

    
    09.23.09 at 4:10 pm
21. Herpes Alert Says:
    

    You’re no Raymi.

    
    09.23.09 at 5:04 pm
22. ew Says:
    

    THIS GIRL DRIVES ME BATSHIT CRAZY.
    stop posting her shitty self-promotional garbage, please.

    
    09.23.09 at 5:30 pm
23. baby nuts Says:
    

    that was fucking awesome

    
    09.23.09 at 6:09 pm
24. Too Long Says:
    

    booooooring

    
    09.23.09 at 6:26 pm
25. Dudley Moore Says:
    

    Looks like Liza Minelli.

    
    09.23.09 at 6:27 pm
26. idk Says:
    

    beautiful video, cute girl, stupid blog

    
    09.23.09 at 9:44 pm
27. soulsonic force Says:
    

    i like this girl. fresh. probly cuz she lives in L.A.

    
    09.23.09 at 10:08 pm
28. streetbummers Says:
    

    Send your daughter to film school for 4 years and this is what you get back.

    
    09.23.09 at 11:32 pm
29. Peter Madsen Says:
    

    anybody who didn’t like this is fucking dumb.

    
    09.24.09 at 12:01 am
30. fucking dumb Says:
    

    yeah, i’m usually super casual about nutting all in a chick. not funny

    
    09.24.09 at 1:11 am
31. Fat one from the backstreet boys Says:
    

    I hate kisses that make noise.

    I had a girlfriend who made slurping noises while going down on me.

    Hated that too.

    
    09.24.09 at 3:55 am
32. Europe ( The Band) Says:
    

    Did you forget to take your bra off?

    
    09.24.09 at 6:41 am
33. i hate naggers Says:
    

    dude should have dropped a kentucky gobbler

    
    09.24.09 at 7:47 am
34. Peter Madsen Says:
    

    fucking dumb: Are you the type of person who clenches their teeth all the way through sex, sure never to let out a peep? Fucking is fucking fun and cumming is fucking dumb. But don’t worry! It’s a moooovie. It’s funny!

    
    09.24.09 at 11:15 am
35. Bebop Says:
    

    Nope. Not funny. Just whatever.

    
    09.24.09 at 12:04 pm
36. alexi celine wasser Says:
    

    fuck this hipster, self promoting, bitch, cunty, whore! pow, zapp, take that! bangs suck too fyi! and so do hipsters! yeah! they are dumb dum! blogs are lame too! monster face!

    
    09.25.09 at 1:07 am
37. alexi celine wasser Says:
    

    read http://imboycrazy.com and see what i mean!

    
    09.25.09 at 1:08 am
38. anon Says:
    

    Alexi, you’re cute. Please, stop writing. It ruins it.

    
    09.28.09 at 2:48 pm
39. your mom Says:
    

    You are NOT Miranda July.

    
    10.08.09 at 11:29 am
40. Christina M Says:
    

    I was totally open to liking this blog, but it’s truly unreadable.

    
    10.08.09 at 2:37 pm
41. buzz Says:
    

    this exact creepy chick rolled up on me at wasteland and straight up hit on me like a creepy dude. scary! Better check…think she’s got a dick.

    
    09.04.10 at 8:30 pm

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