Dear SC,

I made a rap video with my friends from Ottawa Canada. The group is called Flight Distance, and the video features my friends Bender and Pat. Anyways, it’s a sweet video we made on my couch. It only has 300 views.

Love yah.

-Brent Super Sweet

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34 Comments
  1. Spiked buddy lee Says:

    Started too slowly, or at least the atmosphere was all messed up by being a pudgy baby-looking guy. You’ve got a face for radio, that or get out of your natural habitat, i.e. being stoned on the couch, and get fresher threads.


  2. Brian Says:

    It’s no Organized Rhyme. Those Ottawa niggas was dope!


  3. Guy Says:

    some situps and a diet coke might help


  4. shnake Says:

    videofact (c)rap…this shit is gonna win an east coast music award


  5. o-town Says:

    Reppinnnn Otttawa! Nice work boys


  6. bob "pistol whippin' tail and sippin' ale" barker Says:

    i was compelled to watch that the whole way through, and i usually hate watching white people rap. pretty dope. people who criticize this sort of thing have likely never produced anything as cool as it and are not unlike idiot hipsters in record stores who act like they know everything because they are really insecure, masturbate a lot and crave the tender touch of a woman which they haven’t felt in years even if they are way less fat than these dudes. so shut up.


  7. Mr. Cruel Says:

    This reminds me of being 14 and listening to a lot of Anticon. Take that as you will.


  8. Backbone slider Says:

    The graphics were kinda Jewy but otherwise O.K. ya know, for youtube.


  9. Ugly Says:

    meh….. Lyrics are alrighty, but the beats snore me. Flylo got the beats these days.


  10. Backbone slider Says:

    Hey Bob Barker, I get it, you’re in the video. Comment threads are meaningless garbage, so chillax like 5 relpaxes before i hike ya ma’s skirt up like a canadian taxes.


  11. anonymisour Says:

    Awful. white rap is so awful. front-loaded with tons of stupid ideas, delivered with no rhythm, connected to no one possessing and passing on the craft. fucking garbage.


  12. Mike Says:

    Oh, come on! I’m much fatter than these guys.


  13. Kangaroo Says:

    GOOD FUCKING SHIT!


  14. Kangaroo Says:

    (from Australia)


  15. T-Bone Says:

    “Awful. white rap is so awful.”

    Is it as bad as black calculus?


  16. Vane$$a Says:

    The thing I always liked about cock rock is that you need to have at least one band member with some “sexy” about them. It just doesn’t work without it. I can see why these guys chose the hip-hop path.


  17. Die Wigger Die! Says:

    LOSERS. When is the pop music world going to figure out how ball-breakingly tedious rhyming poetry can be. I hate that fucking shit. “I like swimmin’ with bow-legged women.” It’s genius! Pure genius!


  18. Fuckminster Schooler Says:

    Bukowski would absolutely fucking hate these jerkoffs. Ehhhh, PUKE.


  19. ZLUR Says:

    Dear SC,

    I made a rap video with my friends from Ottawa Canada. The group is called Flight Distance, and the video features my friends Bender and Pat. Anyways, it’s a sweet video we made on my couch. It only has 300 views.

    And what? Fucking yawn.

    I made myself a nice cup of tea, wanna cover that tit bit of fucking news? Try harder please, some of the stuff on here is funny like.

    Bazzers.


  20. J Diddy Says:

    The fact that everyone seems to hate this kinda makes it cool.


  21. ZLUR Says:

    Its just a bit crap, hate’s too strong a word really…

    I mean i dont hate garlic, its just fucking horrible.


  22. doink Says:

    @brian

    FLIPPIN’ WOMEN OVER LIKE A PANCAKE
    CHECK THE O-R


  23. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    First dude is better than second dude.


  24. Flight Distance Says:

    This video was directed by Christian Awad aka Zeebot. Not Brent Super-Sweet. It’s from our 2005 album, “Run For Your Lives!” Thanks to those who watched it and commented.


  25. Norman Mailer Says:

    Why the fuck was this posted??


  26. ew Says:

    this video would have been a lot cooler if it had taken place in space with a floating bottle of Remy martin/ dino island with jesus OMG im totes gonna make that video.


  27. Danielle Says:

    Hip hop? I hope you’re using that term loosely. This is more like spoken word. Bad spoken word.


  28. Fuckminster Schooler Says:

    “This video was directed by Christian Awad aka Zeebot. Not Brent Super-Sweet. It’s from our 2005 album, “Run For Your Lives!” Thanks to those who watched it and commented.”

    My pleasure. :)


  29. Bleepblap Says:

    How could anybody listen to a full album of this??


  30. ramos Says:

    I’ve seen these guys, they opened for Gza, why would they make a video for this song, most their shit is actually dope.


  31. Hugh Downs Says:

    its from 2005


  32. Kennedy Says:

    My video was better.


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