Have you guys ever heard of Chat Roulette? Holy shit, talk about the new heroin of the internet! Anyone with a webcam can sign on and talk to other people with webcams and as soon as you’re sick of them, you can hit next and you get a new random webcam chat. Not only does it connect people randomly, but also in uncomfortably personal ways; it runs the gamut of weird, unexpected, and ultimately satisfying Internet Shit. Some people just put up random video clips, while others will hold up handwritten signs demanding tits. More often than not, you’ll be put face to face with an image of a half-limp penis being vigorously masturbated. In the rare event that you actually do stumble across a hot chick on her webcam, chances are she’ll next you so hard you can barely unzip your boner. Presented here are some interesting finds from a recent trip down the chat roulette rabbit hole….

-NICK & EMILY
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P.S. Chat Roulette appears to be down, but there are already forums complaining about it. Here’s to hoping they get it back online soon.

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20 Comments
  1. Maxipad Says:

    Its mousey time!


  2. The Wizard Says:

    Dear Street Carnage,

    http://cobratakeover.tumblr.com/

    Yes.

    Sincerely,

    Joe.


  3. yikes Says:

    I give it a month before it’s up to 95% dudes masturbating.


  4. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    ^ It’s at about 72% already, so I’d say were right on target. Fun to do with friends, but it did give me anxiety.


  5. +_+ Says:

    Spelunker is da shit


  6. Jennifer Hudson Says:

    Toooooo many hipsters. Cramping my style.


  7. Super Broker Says:

    Your screengrabs are hilarious! I just tried it out (it’s 8:30am and I’m disheveled and still in my walk-of-shame gear) and got two Chinese dudes in a row. Now regretting not getting my tits out for at least one of them.


  8. Anonymous Says:

    old news


  9. just a cunt hair away Says:

    i have seen the future, and it is gaytarded.


  10. Re: tarded Says:

    I met a HOT 19 year old studying archeology at Princeton. We stay in touch.


  11. beej Says:

    not sure if im going to do this, might do some work instead, or do the dishes.
    maybe another cup of tea and back to work


  12. ew ( 4 REALZ, YO ) Says:

    so this is basically like walking down the street, cept with marginally more ‘batin?


  13. drank! Says:

    Girls who go there are like umm. i just want to chat with some random stranger, but what they really want to see is some random guy jacking off


  14. Billy Cox Says:

    /b/ been doing this for over a month already. download manycam and u can put up gifs or jpegs of fucked up shit instead of your webcam. make sure to screenshot reactions.


  15. Billy Cox Says:

    http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/194188092


  16. miss universe Says:

    who knew so many dudes got off on having strangers watch them jerk off….


  17. miss universe Says:

    also, i never thought about how many erections there were at any one time


  18. ew Says:

    i saw kermit the frog jerk off on there i swear to god.


  19. HOMO Says:

    feeling good mortimer


  20. heysuburbia Says:

    Hey, everyone should check out the blog I made to chronicle this freaky phenomenon.
    http://uncannyencounters.blogspot.com/


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