TsimFuckus is a YouTube user who looks like he might have Progeria, a terrible disease where your body is elderly even though you’re only 8. Regardless of this disfiguring disease, he’s a true gangster. He has the balls to go online and be like every other pre-teen boy on youtube, singing along to Papa Roach and generally being awesome. The fact that he does this, that it brings him some kind of happiness, and that he calls himself “chick3n little”, is why the internet is amazing and why the
world doesn’t seem so shitty sometimes.
-Nadja
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I WOULD TAP THAT!
06.03.09 at 8:33 pm
The Progeria friend is the new gay friend, except even more coveted because only one in 8 million people have it and you only get to enjoy their friendship for about a decade.
06.03.09 at 9:09 pm
We’re supposed to make fun of this right?
Sometimes I don’t know what you SBTC people want me to do.
I’m all for being manipulated, like when I go to a movie, and the score to a really dramatic scene rises and leaps - my heart goes there along with it. I feel it yo.
I’m confused.
Tell me what to do . . . please!!!! I beg of you
06.03.09 at 9:13 pm
Fuck yaaaaa, I bet that kid gets so much 4th grade ass,
I wonder if he gets carded when he buys cigarettes and booze???
06.03.09 at 9:41 pm
Do you think he has an old man nut-sack or does that stay forever young?
06.03.09 at 10:12 pm
This kid is definitely more emotionally mature than 99.9999999% of the people on here. I say this taking into consideration his affiliation with the jugalos.
06.03.09 at 11:12 pm
Thank you, Street Boners…thank you so much.
xoxo
Miss JAPburn
06.03.09 at 11:36 pm
hiring this guy to stalk\scare my parole officer
06.03.09 at 11:42 pm
LOL, this kid rules. he’s calling out names!
06.04.09 at 12:15 am
Lay off the whippets, Gavin. It’s starting to make your face look weird and tight at the bottom.
06.04.09 at 2:43 am
really cool.
compassion on the internet is the new crack or whatever the thing is
06.04.09 at 3:22 am
http://i44.tinypic.com/whdvmw.jpg
06.04.09 at 6:50 am
this guy rocks
06.04.09 at 6:58 am
oh, street boners. you’ve removed all messages containing any negative thoughts on this little man and thus removed your balls in the process. fuck this site.
06.04.09 at 7:04 am
yes not being a complete cunt means you have no balls.
06.04.09 at 8:01 am
“so go fuck yo’self”
best sign off ever.
06.04.09 at 8:17 am
TIMMY!
06.04.09 at 8:27 am
go back to /b/ please
06.04.09 at 9:58 am
he wants his shoes back from the dork in the subway
06.04.09 at 10:10 am
Twern’t moi ^^^^^ (ze second one)
06.04.09 at 10:31 am
I like this kid. FUCK THE JONAS BROTHERS!
Go fuck yo’self. Peace.
06.04.09 at 10:54 am
Most kids with progeria die in their teens. This guy is doing what any one of us would do. He’s enjoying what he got while he still got it - so don’t front! He’s got a great message - Carpe Diem!
06.04.09 at 10:56 am
it’s way better than the Aurora Encounter. (google it)
06.04.09 at 11:08 am
Anons at 4chan nearly shat a brick when they considered fucking with him and instead the hive mind deciding to kill him with kindness.
06.04.09 at 11:42 am
its not progeria, get your shit straight.
06.04.09 at 12:19 pm
the disease he has is called Treacher Collins…
http://www.treachercollins.org/
06.04.09 at 12:22 pm
aw
06.04.09 at 12:49 pm
hes got a dick on his stomach
check his fuck tha haterz video
06.04.09 at 3:25 pm
this guy is real real
06.04.09 at 9:09 pm
he is a living cartoon character
06.04.09 at 10:08 pm
Roger G is right. I just got lost on a treacher-collins community website thingie ‘cuz I’m stoned.
A. I love that they have a community on the interwebs to be a part of and B. I Fucking love this bad- ass mofo representing the more gangsta members of their faction!!!!!
06.04.09 at 10:28 pm
Not only is it not progeria, he’s also not a preteen.
I like the invented context they’ve used to frame this video.
06.04.09 at 11:07 pm
he refers himself as a 20 year old guy.
i think he’s only stooopid.
06.05.09 at 3:42 am
It’s still a compelling video, it’s just lazy of Nadja to create a backstory for it.
06.05.09 at 1:21 pm
[...] over at Street Carnage says, [He] looks like he might have Progeria, a terrible disease where your body is elderly even though [...]
06.06.09 at 3:56 am
[...] over at Street Carnage says, [He] looks like he might have Progeria, a terrible disease where your body is elderly even though [...]
06.06.09 at 6:41 am
Looks like I killed this shit. Good job, me.
06.06.09 at 9:37 am
My hats off to justin 4 not lettin da haters stop
him much love and respect justin bro at least half the Internet loves you which is more than can be said for any individual /b tard which is nothing without the hive mind to assist them. If we ever meet in real life yo were drinking 40s yo, and yeah I’m buying, keep kicking ass little broham i got yer back along with the rest of the good half of the internet!
06.06.09 at 8:46 pm
Dude, this kid made me want 2 post 2 everyone who has made fun of him 2 back off. This dude iz a reel icp and metal fan, and i fuckin admire that. I cant fuckin believe the shit they call him in the youtube commentz. All hes doin iz livin his life 2 the fullest extent. If theyre iz a problem wit that, then they should b makin fun of all of the other people who do self expressing thingz on the internet. Rock on, u crazy sunuvabitch, 4 ur the reel reason slipknot and icp made their songz, so people like u wont feel diffrent about how they look or who they r.
01.21.10 at 10:39 pm