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Ah, winter. I guess it’s just an inconvenient truth that New Orleans has been nutsack-shrinkingly cold for the past two weeks. It looks like most of the rest of the country is cold as fuck too, but it’s unseasonably and unreasonably frosty here. The climate change advocates blame warm temperatures for hurricanes like Katrina and say our only hope is to restore and save Louisiana’s coastal wetlands. Since global warming is over, my friends Floyd and Ernie explored the swamp near New Orleans to find out the importance of the wetlands. They made a thought provoking doc on their research.

-KENNEDY

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6 Comments

Mike E Says:

heheheheheh

01.15.10 at 9:22 am
Anonymous Says:

i can’t get beyond the benny and the jets glasses. far too distracting.

01.15.10 at 9:58 am
HamburgerSam Says:

That sucked

01.15.10 at 10:06 am
Dry Rub Says:

It’s cold in New Orleans? Like what, 50? Waah. Yesterday an icicle hit my Chicago roof that was so big that it broke into the ceiling above my bedroom followed by a torrent of freshly melted snow, ie water. Honest injun.

01.15.10 at 12:38 pm
FuckSalt Says:

Haha. That shit was tight like my super straight never been plowed anus. Good job Kennedy.

01.15.10 at 6:02 pm
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