Did Nepean’s own Anal Chinook open for Dayglo Abortions around the time of this report? And you guys must have known the girl and her cop father who started the shitstorm? So long gone are the days when drunk hosers putting out records were actually considered a threat to society.
Sincerely,
Brian
Dear Brian,
They were on tour when this happened and yes we opened for them. No idea who the chick was. The record ban was a big deal in the news for about an hour and a half and those guys could have given two shits. They were hosers way beyond any hoser you have ever seen. In the middle of one of their songs, the bassist projectile vomited all over himself and the stage. This did not affect the song one bit and if you had your eyes closed you wouldn’t know it had happened. That’s how accustomed he was to barfing. We got even more hammered after the show and they named one of their songs “Anal Chinook” after us. Here’s a pic from that night. We were going to be Kiss but we ran out of guys so I had to be a clown.
The funny thing about that news clip is how conspicuous the journalist’s bias is. She obviously wants you to think, “All censorship does is bring more attention to these guys and make them sell more records” despite zero evidence to back it up and- WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK!? HOLY SHIT THAT’S GAVIN BROWN!
Remember? Passerby?
Their site.
SINCERELY,
SBTVC
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“The record ban was a big deal in the news for about an hour and a half and those guys could have given two shits”
Sums up my feelings for this post exactly
06.15.09 at 11:30 am
You shoulda just played it off legit. It’s over 9,000 times funnier with you as a clown than if it were just straight up dudes dressed as Kiss.
06.15.09 at 11:41 am
This is the Drunken and Befuddled Canadian version of Ice-T’s argument about how Cop Killer was only portraying a negative point of view, not necessarily his own.
“The DK’s are ancient”, at that time, what about your fucking hat there Kool Moe Dee. Damn!
06.15.09 at 5:54 pm
If that Canuck announcer says “recoorde” one more time, I’m gonna be all outta sorts. Runner-up: When “those people” say “process” with a long O.
06.15.09 at 7:58 pm
oh shit I never knew what that bar was called (passerby). I just called it the bar with the disco floor. One time I was there waiting for someone and the fag bartender slipped a roofie in my drink. It was the first drink of the night (and I can drink), took two sips and started feeling fucked up. I got a cab and went home. Never did see that guy again, lucky for him.
06.15.09 at 8:15 pm
hey guys, I used to be in a shitty band!
06.15.09 at 8:59 pm