Comments on: DEAR STREET CARNAGE: DEAR DREW

By: idk

idk — Fri, 15 May 2009 00:08:36 +0000

I love my bicycle more than anyone in this city. Its a more reliable ride than a boyfriend and it never wakes me up.

By: Mick

Mick — Thu, 14 May 2009 21:52:13 +0000

Wah wah wah. Negging or whatever works. Being a bastard WORKS. With women as with everything else. You can’t argue with results.

“…and the only girls you are going to attract are chicks with low self-esteem”

There is no such thing as high self-esteem. There are just differing degrees of self-delusion. Rock & roll. Deal with it.

By: asdf;lkjhg

asdf;lkjhg — Thu, 14 May 2009 19:25:42 +0000

i think the reason it was a dick move for him to ask is because he stressed that she’s at a fine, healthy weight, and he just wants her to lose weight because he likes very thin girls. It doesn’t sound to me like she’s some lardass who tricked him into a relationship with a hot bod and then blew up afterward.

By: THE TRUTH

THE TRUTH — Thu, 14 May 2009 16:31:59 +0000

Dude, don’t worry about your girlfriend. She already has low self-esteem. That means she’ll cling to you no matter what for a few reasons:

- She’s terrified of being alone
- She’s terrified that no one else will want her if you don’t
- She’s grown up feeling so bad about herself that it’s almost comforting that you would make her feel like shit again.

So, if she does leave you, you can be sure that she’ll go to some other asshole that makes her feel even worse about herself, or who makes fun of her bike just right. Or some guy who makes fun of her bike, but doesn’t want to sleep with her, but she assumes he does, so she tells her friends “it’s complicated” when she talks about why she can never be with the guy who makes fun of her bike.

PS negging works, it’s all in the delivery, and is only one tool among many. You should never rely entirely on that one trick though.

By: German Kaiser

German Kaiser — Thu, 14 May 2009 08:22:31 +0000

Stop nagging about sex, and then guys won’t try so hard.

By: yep

yep — Thu, 14 May 2009 05:37:26 +0000

poetry in the comments section. awesome.

By: Danny Martinez

Danny Martinez — Thu, 14 May 2009 05:12:29 +0000

OK, Drew, we men should stop “negging” — got it. But what about “nigging?” Should we stop that too? You know, when you go up to a set of girls and rob them at gunpoint?

Is that still cool, or is that not going to get me a blowjob?

By: adolf satan

adolf satan — Thu, 14 May 2009 00:08:51 +0000

HELLOOOO WHITE PEOPLE!!!!!!!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 13 May 2009 22:56:17 +0000

well, you’re reasonably happily married so i guess that basically you would have to find a way to fuck me without fucking me.

Exactly. For example, I could not fuck you, but just sort of spread open your pussy, lick you until your legs are dripping, and then jam my cock into your cunt. I could twist your body full around to make sure I get every angle of you. I could squeeze your breasts into tits. I could slap your ass with

each

mean

big

hurty

thrustfuck

I could stick my middle finger way up your ass and pull your hair if you dared come too soon

but we would save something so it wouldn’t really be, you know,

fucking

By: peanut butter jetty lime

peanut butter jetty lime — Wed, 13 May 2009 20:29:33 +0000

Hear, hear on the bike ish.