Comments on: DEAR DREW: WE NEVER HAVE SEX

By: Luci Audas

Luci Audas — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:10:55 +0000

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By: ha 1,2,3 not 4

ha 1,2,3 not 4 — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:31:25 +0000

Drew- They’re disapproval is a pat on the back.

By: ha 1,2,3 not 4

ha 1,2,3 not 4 — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:30:13 +0000

Drew makes a really good point. Nobody says it, but if your sex life with your partner is shit, it will remain shit forever. You may as well seek help and be like “we can’t have interesting and fun conversations… what should I do?” Um, be less shitty?
And you said yourself YOU are lazy and have a low sex drive. You cite this as the reason you don’t have much sex. Why are you complaining then? You don’t want much sex and you’re not getting much sex. Makes sense.
About him being vanilla… just introduce dirtier things and take initiative. If he’s not open to them, then you’re sex life is going to end your relationship. I’m not a typical hipster or whatever, I’m “old-fashioned”… but it’s just a reality great sex is fundamental.
PS
Sometimes I feel Drew has to say things like “cheat if you want” to fit in more with Gavin’s crowd. Cheating would ruin the relationship more than dull sex would.

By: real bluebeard

real bluebeard — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 09:29:10 +0000

I bet she’s got a vagina that looks like a piece of veal parmesan

By: miss appalachian

miss appalachian — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 02:46:12 +0000

you should always scream when your petite naked body is placed on a big penis. even if you have a huge, gaping maw of a cooze like mine you must scream or otherwise the man will not think that you are enjoying his penis.

i do the same thing when a guy sticks it in my anus. my anus is stretched like a 12 year old sharpei but i scream anyway. guys like it and it makes me feel good to know that i have a petite body and two gaping holes that men find sexy.

By: miss appalachian

miss appalachian — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:00:19 +0000

there was one time in my life that i looked at a (white) penis and said out loud that’s not going to fit.

he said yes it will.

he picked up my petite naked body and he sat me right on the it. i screamed so loud.

clearly you are not naked enough and you’re not screaming enough. you should be screaming all the time, simple. he’s just not that into you.

the best pizza is fucking rays.

By: Dave Meltzer

Dave Meltzer — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 15:18:06 +0000

this is a work. fake letter.

By: fuck

fuck — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 14:48:18 +0000

“IT MAKES ME HAPPY AND IT MAKES ME FEEL SAFE WHEN YOU FORCE ME TO DO THINGS. FORCE ME TO DO THINGS. FORCE ME TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.”

By: Tom DeFalco

Tom DeFalco — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 11:52:22 +0000

Thunderstruck, Thunderstrike…same difference!

By: dingleberry logjam

dingleberry logjam — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 08:00:35 +0000

godamm grimaldis is good! we used to have it every friday at the place i used to work in midtown. i was the asshole PA that had to go pick it up though: It was worth it