Teachers have it easy. When you factor in their infinite holidays, they make about $30 an hour and it is virtually impossible for them to get fired. There are downsides however but it’s not the kids. It’s the parents. If they’re shitty underachievers you have to basically beat the kids to get taken seriously and if they’re shitty over`achievers you have to deal with letters like this every time you dare to have a sense of humor.
This was recently sent to our friend Sean who’s been teaching in rural Vermont for over 10 years…
Mr. Corben,
Please do not expect our child to be writing anything about “Mr. Corben’s Butt”, or anybody else’s “butt”, on any work. Last week your class wrote a Science test, and then exchanged tests to correct them. Prior to the test, you told the class that the answer to a question regarding another gas in our atmosphere was “Methane from Mr. Corben’s Butt”. You then instructed them to mark the answer wrong if they only wrote “Methane”. Christopher knew completely well what you told them the answer was, but had the integrity not to write it on the test, as did other kids. Some even had the sense to mark it correct even though you told them to mark it wrong.
We find it embarrassing to even write to you about this. For the same reason we didn’t mention you telling Samantha to pull your finger and then passing gas. This is really inappropriate behavior from a teacher and it needs to stop. It may be funny for the kids to joke about the sources of methane, but it is not appropriate to expect the children to write this on a test. As per the TDSB Mission Statement, we are expecting teachers to model behaviors and “values to become responsible members of a democratic society”.
We have values and behaviors we expect from our children at home, and we expect teachers to model respectable behavior as well. Please re-mark Christopher’s test to be sure his answer is marked correct. Also, please be sure this type of thing does not happen again.
Sincerely,
J. Mores
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First!
hoho.
04.30.09 at 7:28 am
SENSE OF HUMOR???!!!
jeez.
04.30.09 at 7:59 am
SENSE OF HUMOR???!!!
jeez.
04.30.09 at 7:59 am
what a dick. that poor kid, growing up with humorless trolls for parents.
04.30.09 at 9:02 am
I can’t even imagine the horrid life experience that led this parent to write this way. I mean, there would have to have been a time when they found this funny right?. Was it beaten out of them as children? Were they hypnotized in a robot commune?.. My mind boggles.
04.30.09 at 9:35 am
He told them ‘the answer’ and the kid had too much ‘integrity’ to write it down? On top of that, the ‘tim’ told his fucking parents. Jesus Christ…I would love to punch that kid in the face.
04.30.09 at 9:54 am
I don’t know if you guys know this, but farting is _hilarious_.
04.30.09 at 10:11 am
i’m a teacher too and i’ll tell you that parents SUCK! the fresh prince was right- they just don’t understand. also- many other teachers suck too. the kids are always awesome- it’s the grownups you have to watch out for.
04.30.09 at 10:15 am
one of my faves:
http://www.viceland.com/int/v11n8/htdocs/trenchcoat.php
04.30.09 at 10:23 am
TENTH!!
ps-I love to blow cum bubbles with my asshole!
04.30.09 at 10:46 am
i’d be willing to bet 50 pesos that teacher in the video has butt implants
04.30.09 at 12:03 pm
Lockstep with Blognigger’s “Jesus Ultimatum”. Nobody fart; nobody fuck. I’m constantly reminded why most music and other media are boring. People a boring. I may not be the most exciting person in the world (far from it), but at least I can appreciate a good fart joke.
04.30.09 at 1:37 pm
I actually agree with the parent, this desperate to be cool teacher sounds annoying. I imagine he has a ponytail and is a huge pussy.
04.30.09 at 2:12 pm
zodiac killer in the making.
04.30.09 at 2:43 pm
I wish I would have had a teacher like him when I was little. I used to love fart jokes, still do.
04.30.09 at 2:47 pm
Goddamn that girl have a fine ass. The teacher I fucked was all cottage cheese ass an’ saggy ole tits.
04.30.09 at 3:38 pm
Imagine being the 13 year old that got to have sex with that.
04.30.09 at 4:07 pm
‘When you factor in their infinite holidays’..
…how about when i factor in the ass?
05.01.09 at 2:50 am
I am a teacher and parents are the worst…But thats hardly fucking major news…
Fuck the doomed!
05.01.09 at 7:55 am
ZLUR Says:
04.30.09 at 10:46 am
TENTH!!
ps-I love to blow cum bubbles with my asshole!
Haha…the old post remarks and use some elses name gag! Lovin it…Its just like Viceland forums! Top one, and in a strange twist of fate i do acctually enjoy blowin cum bubbles out of my bum…!
05.01.09 at 7:57 am
“i’m a teacher too and i’ll tell you that parents SUCK! the fresh prince was right- they just don’t understand. also- many other teachers suck too. the kids are always awesome- it’s the grownups you have to watch out for.”
Not sure bout that, most of the kids i teach are all fucking skip rats.
05.01.09 at 7:59 am
But the kids I like best are the ones that stay behind and let let me suck on their wieners while everyone else is at recess.
05.01.09 at 11:01 am
This is gettin like Spartacus!
Will the real ZLUR please stand up?
Moi!
05.01.09 at 11:28 am
recess – is that American for breaktime?
Krazy?!
05.01.09 at 11:29 am
Its all gone quiet over there – etc.
05.02.09 at 7:41 am