STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE: FAG SCHOOL

This rules. It’s a young, gay, black dude reading from his zine and being about as sincere as a human being can get. It proves this theory I’ve had for a long time which is: If you’re totally honest and sincere, you can’t possibly annoy me.

Sincerely,
Jerome

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20 Comments

Halfrican Says:

Black Bukowski – wish I were gay . . . and could write.

I wanna eat him up yo.

06.16.09 at 9:29 am
FaceKick Says:

“I was eating fried chicken, pounding a 32 and generally feeling alright”.
This fag is a-o-k.

06.16.09 at 9:54 am
Red Says:

Why did you tell us he’s young, black and gay? We have eyes you know.

06.16.09 at 10:03 am
SHITCOCK Says:

This shit was golden. This queerbot is more talented than all the people on American Idol and America’s Got Talent and Britain’s Got Talent and Eurovision all put together.

“My name is ’some hippie bullshit’” I almost died of laughing. And AIDS.

“She questioned my ability to put light colors with light colors” To be fair you are really black.

06.16.09 at 10:32 am
Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

Rad band name alert!!!: Tweeker Fuck-Pit

06.16.09 at 10:44 am
Dork Says:

I love the eye roll and his non-verbal critiques.

06.16.09 at 11:54 am
used to work there Says:

sizzler!

06.16.09 at 12:23 pm
Hangin With Dipster Dooper Says:

Holy fuckovski. This looked like the worst article on your front page but it was the best. Nice deductive skills, me.

06.16.09 at 1:05 pm
Crusader Says:

The world needs more people of this caliber.

06.16.09 at 1:14 pm
Brian Says:

Pretty cool. He also writes a column for Maximum RnR.

http://community.afropunk.com/group/Afropunkqueers/forum/topics/fag-school-35

06.16.09 at 3:14 pm
saint christopher Says:

for pope

06.16.09 at 3:17 pm
Al Says:

D-A-N-N-Y

you’ll be aware in about 5 mins. until then, you’re still a loser.

06.16.09 at 6:06 pm
pubert Says:

panty raid!

06.16.09 at 6:36 pm
omg soo randum Says:

introduce him to artie

06.16.09 at 7:47 pm
wilbert harrison Says:

this was like a breath of fresh air.

06.16.09 at 9:49 pm
poop Says:

This guy writing for you yet? This shit is golden.

06.16.09 at 10:24 pm
Airbarg Says:

love this guy.

06.16.09 at 11:58 pm
Airbarg Says:

Isn’t this dude in Gravy Train btw?

06.17.09 at 12:07 am
miss appalachian Says:

tweeker fuck-pit is hilarious.

06.17.09 at 10:18 am
Anonymous Says:

is this place like obsessed with black people or something

04.05.10 at 6:42 pm

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.