This rules. It’s a young, gay, black dude reading from his zine and being about as sincere as a human being can get. It proves this theory I’ve had for a long time which is: If you’re totally honest and sincere, you can’t possibly annoy me.

Sincerely,
Jerome

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19 Comments
  1. Halfrican Says:

    Black Bukowski – wish I were gay . . . and could write.

    I wanna eat him up yo.


  2. FaceKick Says:

    “I was eating fried chicken, pounding a 32 and generally feeling alright”.
    This fag is a-o-k.


  3. Red Says:

    Why did you tell us he’s young, black and gay? We have eyes you know.


  4. SHITCOCK Says:

    This shit was golden. This queerbot is more talented than all the people on American Idol and America’s Got Talent and Britain’s Got Talent and Eurovision all put together.

    “My name is ’some hippie bullshit’” I almost died of laughing. And AIDS.

    “She questioned my ability to put light colors with light colors” To be fair you are really black.


  5. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    Rad band name alert!!!: Tweeker Fuck-Pit


  6. Dork Says:

    I love the eye roll and his non-verbal critiques.


  7. used to work there Says:

    sizzler!


  8. Hangin With Dipster Dooper Says:

    Holy fuckovski. This looked like the worst article on your front page but it was the best. Nice deductive skills, me.


  9. Crusader Says:

    The world needs more people of this caliber.


  10. Brian Says:

    Pretty cool. He also writes a column for Maximum RnR.

    http://community.afropunk.com/group/Afropunkqueers/forum/topics/fag-school-35


  11. saint christopher Says:

    for pope


  12. Al Says:

    D-A-N-N-Y

    you’ll be aware in about 5 mins. until then, you’re still a loser.


  13. pubert Says:

    panty raid!


  14. omg soo randum Says:

    introduce him to artie


  15. wilbert harrison Says:

    this was like a breath of fresh air.


  16. poop Says:

    This guy writing for you yet? This shit is golden.


  17. Airbarg Says:

    love this guy.


  18. Airbarg Says:

    Isn’t this dude in Gravy Train btw?


  19. miss appalachian Says:

    tweeker fuck-pit is hilarious.


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