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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: “FIRST” NON-FOUND FOUND

Here’s your first FOUND that wasn’t submitted by the people at FOUND.

–Tim

Dear Tim,

It’s our first non-FOUND FOUND? Really? Then what’s this? But more importantly, why are you lying?

Love,
SBTVC

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7 Comments

drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

Rudimentary.

06.12.09 at 11:41 am
French Ass Raper Says:

Very nice drawing! The face is very Modernist, very Edvard Munch like.

However, instead of existential horror, it’s depicting the conflicting emotional turmoil of trying to decide whether or not to rape this large breasted bus driver in the ass.

We’ve all been there.

06.12.09 at 12:02 pm
xronic masturbator Says:

the cookie monster has never looked so voluptous.

06.12.09 at 1:56 pm
Tim Says:

Sorry for lying. I was hoping that you would have forgotten about the other one by now. I was just looking for that all important feeling of being first.

While we’re on the subject, here’s another thing I found. Can we call this the second one?

http://digg.com/u15XsA

06.12.09 at 2:02 pm
Evvy Says:

you work at a hotel

06.12.09 at 4:01 pm
JuCIFER Says:

That drawlin’ has a certain WonderShowzenesque air to it. Delightful.

06.12.09 at 5:18 pm
God Says:

listen to vegan jules. Send him money.

06.15.09 at 4:18 am

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.