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“I found this on top of a URINAL at the Paradise Rock Club in Boston. I was too drunk to really comprehend the amazingness of this message, but for some reason, this person’s ‘boo,’ didn’t want to keep this promise of physical and artistically interpreted violence on them. Pretty sure the show was 21+, but why on earth would a 21+ male have a note obviously written by a girl in study hall?”

- Jonathan Aurelio

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14 Comments

consuala Says:

First Post

Yeah Boston

05.11.09 at 10:43 am
consuala Says:

I almost forgot to mention, I love giant penises in my butthole!

05.11.09 at 11:00 am
consuala Says:

That last guy wasn’t me.

I only like small penises in my butthole

05.11.09 at 3:18 pm
The actual consuala Says:

Not cool

05.11.09 at 3:37 pm
The actual Not a Tree Says:

No one ever pretends to be me

05.11.09 at 4:56 pm
louis Says:

FAKED

05.11.09 at 5:57 pm
The actual Not a Tree Says:

Uh, I like anything in my butthole, especially lobster’s tails, live ones.

05.11.09 at 6:45 pm
shirl Says:

Big Money Playa is out to lunch. What is “carving out a replica of that guy’s eyeballs” mean exactly??

05.11.09 at 8:29 pm
Mr. Cruel Says:

Today the offer was put on the table for me to be boned by a cougar with a strap on. Should I do it? Y/N?

05.11.09 at 10:00 pm
vegan jules Says:

only if you’re gonna get to fuck her too. And I’d weigh the options.

05.12.09 at 9:19 am
GArbageTits Says:

louis Says:
05.11.09 at 5:57 pm
FAKED

i love that

05.13.09 at 4:42 am
GArbageTits Says:

every time, you know?

05.13.09 at 4:43 am
The actual Not a Tree Says:

YAAAAAY I’m loved!
And I do love live lobster tails in my anus, among other things also in my anus

05.13.09 at 10:02 am
STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE: “FIRST” NON-FOUND FOUND Says:

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06.12.09 at 11:47 am

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.