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“I found this on top of a URINAL at the Paradise Rock Club in Boston. I was too drunk to really comprehend the amazingness of this message, but for some reason, this person’s ‘boo,’ didn’t want to keep this promise of physical and artistically interpreted violence on them. Pretty sure the show was 21+, but why on earth would a 21+ male have a note obviously written by a girl in study hall?”

- Jonathan Aurelio

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14 Comments

consuala Says:

First Post

Yeah Boston

05.11.09 at 10:43 am
consuala Says:

I almost forgot to mention, I love giant penises in my butthole!

05.11.09 at 11:00 am
consuala Says:

That last guy wasn’t me.

I only like small penises in my butthole

05.11.09 at 3:18 pm
The actual consuala Says:

Not cool

05.11.09 at 3:37 pm
The actual Not a Tree Says:

No one ever pretends to be me

05.11.09 at 4:56 pm
louis Says:

FAKED

05.11.09 at 5:57 pm
The actual Not a Tree Says:

Uh, I like anything in my butthole, especially lobster’s tails, live ones.

05.11.09 at 6:45 pm
shirl Says:

Big Money Playa is out to lunch. What is “carving out a replica of that guy’s eyeballs” mean exactly??

05.11.09 at 8:29 pm
Mr. Cruel Says:

Today the offer was put on the table for me to be boned by a cougar with a strap on. Should I do it? Y/N?

05.11.09 at 10:00 pm
vegan jules Says:

only if you’re gonna get to fuck her too. And I’d weigh the options.

05.12.09 at 9:19 am
GArbageTits Says:

louis Says:
05.11.09 at 5:57 pm
FAKED

i love that

05.13.09 at 4:42 am
GArbageTits Says:

every time, you know?

05.13.09 at 4:43 am
The actual Not a Tree Says:

YAAAAAY I’m loved!
And I do love live lobster tails in my anus, among other things also in my anus

05.13.09 at 10:02 am
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06.12.09 at 11:47 am

STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

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STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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