Comments on: DEAR STREET CARNAGE: FUCK HIPSTERS

By: Average Joe

Average Joe — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:53:31 +0000

Also, fuck American Apparel, they bust unions.

I doubt the rant was written by a hipster, just because they know the shitty music and trends you enjoy could easily point to the fact that they know some hipsters or see far too many of you.

By: Average Joe

Average Joe — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:49:54 +0000

Hilarious! I too hate hipsters, but probably not as much as that fellow. I’m just sick of all of you acting like you’re some poor downtrodden depressed kids, when in reality, you’re all upper middle class coddled children. I’m on the far left, and i hate it when hipsters act like they know what the average person goes through. I live in REAL life, no one pays my bills, no one replaces my car when it dies, no one gives me an allowance. The only thing my parents gave me was love, and I guess that may be better than the money your parents gave you, because you all act like you’re 5 minutes from hanging yourself in the garage while Adam’s song is played on loop.

Good day!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:23:20 +0000

so cute! i love it. on the level of ‘no one cares marginal cuteness’, i rate you, a 9!

5 years from now there will be a theme party about this and it will be fantastic.

By: STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » BLOG: HIPSTER WIFE HUNTING

STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » BLOG: HIPSTER WIFE HUNTING — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 00:02:10 +0000

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By: mailman

mailman — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 11:18:57 +0000

I kind of hate hipsters too, mainly for their snobbiness and pretentious attitudes, but I don’t think they deserved to be raped and murdered for their beliefs; as much as you disagree with them, don’t threaten to kill and assault people because of it. Fuck man, that’s straight Nazi/insane extremist talk. I mean, if I told someone I like to listen to Zeppelin, The Guess Who?, and the Beatles, and they told me I’m way too “mainstream”, and then rambled off a list of a bunch of indie bands I’ve never heard of that are “way better”, I’m not going to want to shoot them in the head or rape their girlfriend or anything. I’d just think they were being an asshole, and probably tell them such.
There’s room for compromise dude; just because they like something doesn’t mean you should hate it. If somebody said their taste in music was better than mine, then I might at least agree to listen to some of their favorite tunes to see if I dug them. I don’t particularly care about dressing in the latest clothes, listening to the hippest music, or hopping from one thing to another; I like doing what interests me. If hipsters want to wear tight jeans, converse sneakers, smoke parliaments, and listen to the greatest, latest, coolest bands, they can go right ahead for all I care. If it makes you happy, whatever. Do what you love, man. Unless what you love is murder and rape; if had to be around a potential murderer/rapist or a hipster, I’d probably hang with the hipster. Besides man, most hipster chicks I ever meet are almost always hot. Pussy isn’t some band you’ve never heard of; it’s just… pussy;)

By: Sheep

Sheep — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:03:47 +0000

Hipsters, if you were stripped away from your American Apparel, your RayBans, your fixed gears, your MP3 mixing Dj’s etc etc etc…. what/who would you be?

Please don’t have kids.

By: Aditional Stuart

Aditional Stuart — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 11:49:37 +0000

ps. all the fucking hipster comments in reaction to Dirk’s rant are hilarious. Particularly the quasi-psychoanalyses serving a dual purpose an insult & a self administered ego massage; or using the word ‘transcend’ to describe ballet shoes.

By: Stuart

Stuart — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 11:44:36 +0000

Definitely written by a hipster, too many clever references.

Very funny though.

ps. I like Grizzly Bear but I don’t have a mustache… I don’t know who I am anymore.

By: Vingo Mingledunk

Vingo Mingledunk — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 07:44:23 +0000

T.T. knocked this out of the park. I like a lot of the stuff on Street Carnage, including the comments. And some of its way off. But T.T. got the nail on the head in this case. Respek.

By: dood

dood — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 04:22:24 +0000

GEEZUS
take a bath, read a book.
Scream into a pillow
its ok. we all know.

P.S I think this guy likes hipsters