STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE: FUCK ISRAEL

I’m all mixed up about a lady called Major Avital Leibovich. She’s the blond-bombshell Israeli military spokesperson on TV news. There’s something about her bitchy disdain for the media and strict hardline stance that revolts me AND gets me horny at the same time. I despise her snaky refusal to admit any culpability for the murder of innocents, but I’m too busy imagining us butt-naked to get angry about it. Then I start fantasizing about her expertise in hand-to-hand combat and her dexterity with an Uzi and suddenly I’m lustily tearing off her uniform and ravishing gash for Gaza. It’s unconsensual and it’s wrong, I know. I’m just admitting I have a problem. There’s something about some loathsome women that arouses the rapist in me. I get the same thing for Margaret Thatcher and a lot of those little
cunts in My Super Sweet Sixteen. Anyone?
Confused,
Hatefucker

Dear Hatefucker,
Rape fantasies are only OK when she says no less than 3 times. After that, it’s a bummer. Avital does have an amazing mouth and she is smart as shit so it’s obvious you want to do her. Same with Christiane Amanpour (40 years ago). If you really want to talk boners however, you need to cross the border into Jordan and check out 38 year-old Queen Rania Al-Yassin. Sweet Jesus in heaven above is she a looker.

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20 Comments

CaptainQueef Says:

fuck israel, fuck palestine. infact, fuck the middle east all together, let them nuke each other into oblivion, as long as some of their sexy non-burka wearing women escape to the west first.

01.08.09 at 2:09 pm
dario Says:

half of america wants to hatefuck sarah palin
the other half want to hatefuck hillary clinton

01.08.09 at 2:09 pm
thursday 1:11 Says:

ok, i understand sarah palin, but i dont think i can name a single heterosexual male that isnt half retarded that would fuck hillary clinton. that bitch is dank. why do you think bill was getting blowjobs from lewinsky? You can tell hillary’s pussy smells worse than a carton of rotting eggs and vomit mixed together because it spends all its time tucked away between her massive thighs. From there, it was nothing to do but suffocate, and drown in its own sweat until her tree trunks get spread open.

01.08.09 at 2:13 pm
Vane$$a Says:

For Hatefucker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szHUOxMaDyc&feature=related

01.08.09 at 2:17 pm
Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

As someone of Israeli descent, I’ve read the word “dank” about 100 times within the past few days…

01.08.09 at 2:35 pm
ew Says:

how did so many jews get to russia in the first place?

01.08.09 at 2:40 pm
tommy gun Says:

basically, they walked.

01.08.09 at 2:47 pm
kneegrow Says:

the khazars (who lived in the caucus regions) all converted to judaism and used it for theri state religion or whatever. thats where they come from.

bitches.

01.08.09 at 2:50 pm
Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

I prefer the Mizrahi Jewesses more than the Ashkenazi ones. Usually, the latter winds up thinking it’s a good thing to be like Fran Drescher and Debra Messing.

01.08.09 at 3:10 pm
maurice del taco Says:

Do self-loathing Israeli leftists hatefuck themselves?

01.08.09 at 4:01 pm
ew Says:

well thank u, kneegrow, that was enlightening. I now support the Soviet attempts at russification because there are just to many fucking ethnic groups east of Germany.

01.08.09 at 4:37 pm
tommy gun Says:

persian jewesses are hot as fuck. but, totally off limits to anyone but other persian jews. racists!

01.08.09 at 5:13 pm
tommy gun Says:

oh and queen rania – mmmmmmm……….so hot.

01.08.09 at 5:14 pm
Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

See, Tommy Gun is on the trolly. That’s exactly what I’m saying.

01.08.09 at 5:29 pm
beetlejuice Says:

you should check the bitches on aljazeera. goddamn they is hot.

01.08.09 at 6:13 pm
Nifty Says:

I like little glass-eyed African Jewesses a la Shammy Davish, Jr.

01.08.09 at 6:23 pm
noofus goofus doofus Says:

argentinian jews and the half breed french/moroccan jews that come to tel aviv in august. thats where its. wouldnt mind some of the ethiopians either

01.08.09 at 6:27 pm
consuala Says:

Ethiopian Jewesses are drop dead gorgeous.

01.08.09 at 8:40 pm
sweatpants boner Says:

the pals are basically the world’s toddlers. every couple of years they need a good smack on the bum bum and then they are quiet for a bit.

01.09.09 at 2:24 am
avital69 Says:

I thought I was the only human being who had a boner for Avital Leibovich!
Wicked!

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