Why do some guys get insulted if you rub your clit while having sex? Do people really still think it’s only acceptable to get off through vaginal intercourse? What’s the best way to explain to a guy that clitoral stimulation is a surefire way get things done?
Also, why are guys still intimidated by vibrators? They’ve been on Oprah for christ’s sake.
Thanks,
S.
Dear S,
Are you a pedophile? No? Okay then, why are you having sex with BABIES!? What is this, his second lay? I was going to say what a fag but those guys invented the reach-around. What a Timmy more like. I would say the only problem with using a dildo or anything like that is it makes your whole cunt vibrate which feels TOO good and makes us cum too soon.
Sincerely,
SBTVC
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i get pissed when a girl doesn’t work to get herself off when we’re slamming. i’m trying to get mine too, don’t lie there like a dead fish and start making me thinking about a dog’s balls or something
03.18.09 at 1:06 pm
it’s the only way to come from sex – any dude who doesn’t know this is a fag and needz 2 die
03.18.09 at 1:10 pm
the only problem with me and this shit is i’d wanna be the man in command, we’d be fighting over that clit like a 50 year old couple and the remote, knaamean?
03.18.09 at 1:24 pm
dude, that picture is disturbing and strangely erotic. i mean, like, if its a chick and stuff.
But yeah, ladies, rub your shit. Cum however you need to. My girl needs me to rub her asshole sometimes to get hers. Whatever it takes, as long as she gets off. Cause then you can finally bust. Cause its really not as fun when only you get off. You definitely dont feel like the man when only you come. Even if your girl is rubbing herslef to get off, its still you shes fucking and coming on.
03.18.09 at 1:59 pm
“Bustin’ makes me feel good” is really a line the ghostbusters song
03.18.09 at 2:30 pm
Understandble if you’re expected to play a submissive role during sex. Aside from that, girls need to stop fucking douche bags.
03.18.09 at 2:50 pm
sex is boring n thusly so r these questions. y don’t nobody eva ask crazy weirdo shit, like what to do when u get caught having sex with a n a-1 steak sauce bottle in the playscape at burger king during a solar eclipse?
03.18.09 at 4:01 pm
college boys (and i mean “boys”) everywhere need to read this. they think straight vaginal is the be-all and end-all for women, and have no idea what a clit is, let alone why you’d be touching yourself in that “confusing area”… and if they sort of know what’s up, then they never commit fully to getting you off. so easily distracted. and stupid. they ALSO want you to be satisfied when they’re satisfied. or are too scared/lazy to ask what’s up after they’re done. fucking pansies. this seems to be a problem for most women. holla at the sbtvc response… always impressed when ya’ll do pseudo-sex-positive education posts.
03.18.09 at 4:41 pm
^who have you been having sex with 14 year olds from the midwest? Every dude I have fucked sense I was a teenager knew what a clit was and at least tried get me off using it and every man I have fucked has asked if I wanted to cum again, if I came or if I was done yet
03.18.09 at 5:36 pm
THAT PICTURE…
WTF IS IT??
03.18.09 at 7:28 pm
that pic is totally ’shopped. don’t buy it guys. I’ve seen magi-phantasm yetis and this one is definitely fake. try harder next time.
03.18.09 at 9:29 pm
arrgrgrhguh, its fucking scaring me
03.19.09 at 12:13 am
@ stupid wtf
Uhhhh…actually there ARE a percentage of girls that do cum from vaginal penetration. There’s also a percentage of girls who squirt all over the f*cking place when they’re getting railed. Anyone who thinks chicks only cum from clit action needs to go out and fuck some more people. Everyone is different, for instance, I can’t cum from blow jobs.
I do get kind of grossed out when some chicks start rubbing themselves when we’re f*cking though. At least try to look sexy when you’re doing it and not look like a beast.
03.19.09 at 3:51 am
“I do get kind of grossed out when some chicks start rubbing themselves when we’re f*cking though. At least try to look sexy when you’re doing it and not look like a beast.”
they look beastly because they’re experiencing inner turmoil. trying to get off while on top of a guy who can’t fuck his way out of a paper bag and who will more than likely cry if you try to slap some sense into his dick will do that to you.
03.19.09 at 8:20 am
@Johann: there ARE a percentage of girls who…FAKE their orgasms with you. I hate people who come in and say “everybody’s different” blah fucking blah
AND you ain’t had me suck you off. So no wonder you can’t cum from blow jobs.
Tool.
03.19.09 at 8:28 am
Hey Johann, maybe you just haven’t found Mr. Right yet.
03.19.09 at 11:48 am
When I was eight, I used to hang out and listen to my older sister and her thirteen year old girlfriends talk about sex. I never really learnt anything.
I didn’t realise people still did that kind of thing. People still say stuff like ‘You’ve never had sex!’ ‘I give the best blow-jobs!’ ‘She sucked my dick!’?
Is the average age of the average SBTV reader/commenter thirteen years old?
Seriously?
03.19.09 at 8:09 pm
i only just realised ive been fucking douches who dont have an idea for the entire life of my sexual-ness.
fuck.
07.24.09 at 8:44 am