Comments on: DEAR STREET CARNAGE: GETTING OFF

By: bliss

bliss — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:44:44 +0000

i only just realised ive been fucking douches who dont have an idea for the entire life of my sexual-ness.
fuck.

By: Atheist.

Atheist. — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 01:09:33 +0000

When I was eight, I used to hang out and listen to my older sister and her thirteen year old girlfriends talk about sex. I never really learnt anything.

I didn’t realise people still did that kind of thing. People still say stuff like ‘You’ve never had sex!’ ‘I give the best blow-jobs!’ ‘She sucked my dick!’?

Is the average age of the average SBTV reader/commenter thirteen years old?

Seriously?

By: Bob Dylan's Left Nut

Bob Dylan's Left Nut — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:48:58 +0000

Hey Johann, maybe you just haven’t found Mr. Right yet.

By: SoulSonic Force

SoulSonic Force — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:28:42 +0000

@Johann: there ARE a percentage of girls who…FAKE their orgasms with you. I hate people who come in and say “everybody’s different” blah fucking blah

AND you ain’t had me suck you off. So no wonder you can’t cum from blow jobs.

Tool.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:20:55 +0000

“I do get kind of grossed out when some chicks start rubbing themselves when we’re f*cking though. At least try to look sexy when you’re doing it and not look like a beast.”

they look beastly because they’re experiencing inner turmoil. trying to get off while on top of a guy who can’t fuck his way out of a paper bag and who will more than likely cry if you try to slap some sense into his dick will do that to you.

By: Johann Ritter

Johann Ritter — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 08:51:11 +0000

@ stupid wtf

Uhhhh…actually there ARE a percentage of girls that do cum from vaginal penetration. There’s also a percentage of girls who squirt all over the f*cking place when they’re getting railed. Anyone who thinks chicks only cum from clit action needs to go out and fuck some more people. Everyone is different, for instance, I can’t cum from blow jobs.

I do get kind of grossed out when some chicks start rubbing themselves when we’re f*cking though. At least try to look sexy when you’re doing it and not look like a beast.

By: beej

beej — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 05:13:10 +0000

arrgrgrhguh, its fucking scaring me

By: 'shopped

'shopped — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 02:29:24 +0000

that pic is totally ’shopped. don’t buy it guys. I’ve seen magi-phantasm yetis and this one is definitely fake. try harder next time.

By: beej

beej — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 00:28:25 +0000

THAT PICTURE…

WTF IS IT??

By: shnake

shnake — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:36:04 +0000

^who have you been having sex with 14 year olds from the midwest? Every dude I have fucked sense I was a teenager knew what a clit was and at least tried get me off using it and every man I have fucked has asked if I wanted to cum again, if I came or if I was done yet