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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: GOD BLESS THE ELDERLY

If you haven’t already seen Breakfast at Sulimays, prepare yourself for one of the greatest shows on the internet.

A panel of two elder folk and one octogenarian review contemporary music while eating at a diner. Their take on Young Jeezy is particularly fantastic. The same guys who made Smut Cave also produced this fucking gem.

Cheers,
Nadja

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11 Comments

Jimmy Says:

Everything was okay until she opened her fucking mouth.. Brilliant.

04.17.09 at 2:17 pm
Affirmative Maction Says:

Old white guys with glasses can be so racist sometimes. Get a fucking life nerd and learn about other cultures. I’m about to spit some truth and knowledge into yo mouf nigga.

04.17.09 at 2:25 pm
Affirmative Maction Says:

Also that is by far the most obnoxious animal collective song/video.

04.17.09 at 2:30 pm
SPEL CHEKUR Says:

“I think I just swallowed a teabag”

04.17.09 at 2:49 pm
Black Boy Says:

Leave white people alone!

04.17.09 at 6:47 pm
Bob Dylan's Left Nut Says:

I can’t wait to be this old and crotchety.

04.17.09 at 6:49 pm
aerwhwh4 Says:

old people are so gay

04.18.09 at 10:05 am
. Says:

I love this.

04.18.09 at 4:51 pm
Beef Says:

They’re all adorable and I want Joe as my Grandpa.

04.18.09 at 6:37 pm
disappointed Says:

I have seen entertaining shows featuring old white people (i.e. “Reel Geezers”) and this is not one of them. These people are so predictably ignorant and racist and ultimately boring that I really don’t care what they say and don’t get any enjoyment out of watching them. F- Nadja

04.19.09 at 12:13 pm
consume and ruin Says:

oh cool the hiphopster faggots found breakfast at sulimays

06.01.09 at 9:13 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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