STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE: GONNA HAVE A JPOP PARTY TONIGHT

DEAR STREET CARNAGE: GONNA HAVE A JPOP PARTY TONIGHT

You love Asians and here is how to seduce them: name drop their pre FOB band! you get the cred for World Music AND Alternative Music and maybe she won`t walk away after you had to ask her to repeat that last thing again.

“A few months ago, Andrew W.K. released an album of J-pop cover songs that was only available in Japan. The album flew completely under the radar of American music fans for quite a while, but now you can stream the album, One-Shot Game: Covers, on his site.”

Love,

A White Girl who doesn`t want to bang Chinese people (too much spitting in the sink).

idk

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9 Comments

fizzlebottom Says:

issthat Close Calls with Brick Walls?

01.29.09 at 2:42 pm
xoxo Says:

YUME NO NAKE IS THE JAM

01.29.09 at 3:29 pm
xoxo Says:

a hi standard cover + linda linda cover = good

01.29.09 at 3:30 pm
Jetpack Says:

That’s a sweet sticker: “The privilege is not available outside Japan!”

01.29.09 at 3:32 pm
Badunky LaTrunky Says:

that image scares me. i am confused. the face of a somewhat attractive woman (with a beard) on top of a guys body. he even sort of has tits. oh noes!

01.29.09 at 5:05 pm
sf Says:

i love andrew

01.29.09 at 8:19 pm
yellow kettle Says:

Some people think I’m Asian, and others think I’m Pacific Islander. So I guess half of me thinks this is bullshit.

01.29.09 at 10:54 pm
vageezer Says:

my favorite jpop group is scandal. They did the give me pp tour.

01.30.09 at 4:00 am
idk Says:

YES

01.30.09 at 4:18 am

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