BRYAN LOOK WHAT YOUR FRIENDS HAVE from Ryan Aylsworth on Vimeo.

THIS IS FROM WHEN BRYAN FELL ASLEEP AT CHAD’S HOUSE AND WE DECIDED TO TORTURE HIM WITH SOME STICKS THAT HAD RIBBONS ON THE END. I know this has nothing to do with street carnage. other than the way it makes me feel inside
-Ryan Aylsworth

Dear Ryan,
This reminds us of that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall where he writes a piano song about what a dick he is. However, this is way fucking funnier and totally brings back everything that’s good about partying and being a dick. God bless the assholes of the world. They are the cherry on the wasted sundae.
Sincerely,
SBTVC

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27 Comments
  1. Belle Says:

    thank you.


  2. seriously Says:

    yeah but the stimulus package and stuff cuz Obama is great but I’m a libertarian anarchist baby oh no the economy is bad what’s going to happen? oh geez


  3. blah Says:

    oh hey aren’t these the same guys who made gavin’s movie? I’m sure that has nothing to do with you pretending this is funny


  4. RE: blah Says:

    nope. not at all.


  5. dada dela rosa Says:

    the guy with the sticks really is a dick…


  6. double gay Says:

    That guy with the sticks is a straight up nigger


  7. a hipster Says:

    I saw the dude sleeping in a AA dressing room. He had a huge dick.


  8. RoboHobo Says:

    It’s gonna be the biggest dancefloor hit this spring! can’t wait for all the awesome remixes.


  9. Shimar Greenspan Says:

    That Ryan Aylsworth makes some priceless short shorts check his shit out makes you long for the good ‘ol days.


  10. Vane$$a Says:

    here here^^^^^^^^


  11. miss appalachian Says:

    hmmmm. what a plucker.


  12. imyar Says:

    BAHAHA poor guy


  13. bryan gaynor Says:

    this is fucking amazing


  14. man Says:

    it takes a certain fortitude of character to be a dick THAT long, you could tell even if his friends were starting to feel weird.


  15. miss appalachian Says:

    being an asshole is the fountain of youth. this does not work for women.


  16. daniel meowz Says:

    This is exactly how my dad is. When we were kids he used to wake us up with custom made atonal songs that involved a lot of kicking out beds’ frames to keep time. Also there is handy cam footage of me crying under a sheet when I was three and my dad is just filming me and laughing while I scream. I don’t think I’m much of a dick, but I’ve heard otherwise. I think it’s literally impossible for me to tell.


  17. Dim Sum Says:

    with how loud and obnoxious that guy was he actually would make a pretty good black


  18. mannie frosh Says:

    beat is sick


  19. red balls Says:

    the video quality makes it seem like you are as fucked up as the guys doing this…


  20. Mandee J Says:

    I think you’re a hater jK, thanks for making me giggle for three minutes and forty seconds.


  21. Arv Says:

    This is going to make for a great remix.


  22. fizzlebottom Says:

    it’s like a moral crusade of dickishness, I’m impressed


  23. dibs Says:

    true friends


  24. Vane$$a Says:

    Here’s a dark thought: How’d you like to be that kid’s step-dad?


  25. the beav Says:

    That song will be stuck in my head for days…awesome.


  26. boo ring Says:

    this shit is NOT CASH


  27. boo ring Says:

    this shit is NOT CASH


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