And don’t miss Katy Perry’s “Hot N Cold Cherry Chocolate Cappuccino”. Honestly, when I got this link forwarded to me, I checked the URL 3 times just to make sure I was really on the Denny’s site.

Check out those amazing quotes “from the bands”. It reeks of disgruntled
copywriter palm sweat.

It sucks to work in advertising sometimes.

-Dan

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22 Comments
  1. Coach Says:

    fucking gross.


  2. man Says:

    wowwwww

    taking back sunday shilling for denny’s… does that mean i’m officially old now?


  3. man Says:

    what really pisses me off is the hoobastank entry really sounds kinda good. i could totally imagine ordering that, face-down in a pool of my own vomit.


  4. e. pubert unum Says:

    that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on streetcarnage. thanks!


  5. yawn Says:

    Not really that hard to believe. All of these bands are likely composed of that one asshole friend you have who orders chicken strips no matter where you are eating. That said, I would gladly eat that horrible looking coffee-ice cream treat out of Katy Perry’s ass


  6. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    Ugh, Denny’s.


  7. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    “taking back bacon burger fries”


  8. grimey Says:

    you asinine hipster faggots are too scared of looking not cool to see an excellent burrito when it’s jizzing fried chicken and melted cheese into your gullet and it makes me want to shit hot puke


  9. Jesus H. Cumguzzla Says:

    All these bands should be crucified thru thier anal openings.


  10. atkins diet jules Says:

    I’m waiting for Converge to team up with a restaurant chain. Almost anything is better than Dennys and / or these bands


  11. K Barbie Says:

    See you on the golf course in heaven, Charles.


  12. denny's x hoobastank Says:

    i still think you’re bullshitting me.


  13. Ryan Says:

    Not to mention the “plain white T’s milkshake” and the taking back Sunday nachos”
    Seen this with my own eyes in los angeles dennys. Confirmed by the drummer of taking back Sunday via instan phone call “yeah we get a call about that every day. No. We haven’t seen a cent from it”


  14. Turd Burglar Says:

    G.G. Allin’s Outlaw Scumfuck Pizza Poppers w/ wasabi ranch dipping sauce.

    “Hey, it beats eating shit”


  15. HalfAfrican Says:

    ‘Rubble Rubble’


  16. Kennedy Says:

    Celine Dion’s “Infectious Yeast Grilled Cheese with Canadian Bacon.”
    Snap.


  17. HRRRRRRRR Says:

    I’m not trying to be a dick, but why is everyone trying to outgross each other in these comments. You come across as fools.


  18. bbbbbbbbbb Says:

    I think what this proves is that music can be accurately be translated into tex-mex cuisine


  19. Beef Says:

    Who cares? Bands make money from shit like this.


  20. real bluebeard Says:

    Plain White Shake huh?

    both racist and SUPER SHILLAGE from the guys in the plain white t’s (one huge black dude and frail twerpo white dudes) I’m going to bring this up with them in person next time I see those fools. How much do you get paid for joining the shillage people?


  21. HOMO Says:

    hoobastanks best release.


  22. anan Says:

    if you think musicians make money off of records anymore, you’re all bat shit crazy. unless you’re kanye west or jay-z, nobody’s making any real money and definitely not a single one of these shitheads is seeing a penny from record sales. i say good on ‘em all for getting some of that denny’s cheez


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