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Those apes at the bottom are amazing, surprising rich fauna in Texas.
04.22.09 at 11:31 am
A++++++++++++++++
04.22.09 at 11:38 am
Good one. Where’s Blognigger?
04.22.09 at 11:43 am
lol
04.22.09 at 12:42 pm
Too good. So many of these animals did you shoot in the end?
04.22.09 at 1:04 pm
Ho – Lee. Fuck.
04.22.09 at 1:08 pm
No mames wey!
04.22.09 at 1:17 pm
Whoever sent this in should send it to Fox News. I bet you could squeeze a few K out of them for it. Seriously. Those weirdos love this kind of shit. Couldn’t you just picture one of those blonds being like, “Ew, look at those illegals stealing American water with all the ikky little animals. Ew. Sends a shiver up my spine.”
04.22.09 at 1:23 pm
those poor poor people…what are their options left to them when they get here?
become ms-13 members.
04.22.09 at 1:53 pm
gahahahahhaha wow
04.22.09 at 1:55 pm
do they have cable at those condos
04.22.09 at 2:10 pm
Limp for Vane$$a Vane$$a,
This wouldn’t produce much shock and awe alone. They’d need to spice this piece with a poorly fabricated story involving the sudsy washing of genitals, vandalism, theft, and the mysterious rape of the property owner’s daughter. Unaccompanied, it’d trigger the same reaction in the “Steak ‘n’ Potatoes” as a trip to the prairie feed store.
Bigoted or not, any rational man would shake ‘em like blue bacon before something goes awry.
04.22.09 at 2:11 pm
right up my butt, please.
04.22.09 at 2:24 pm
this is hillarious
04.22.09 at 2:30 pm
You know what’s going to suck? When all those kids that are trying so fucking hard to be a part of something like this, finally do become a part of something like this.
Erik X McCoy, Val, Arv, Lance Kilby, Whiners Suck, JAG, Blognigger.
They’ll tweet and twitter and blow streetcarnage to all hell. Remember the days when we used to just tell “Vane$$a” that he sucked? Those were the days I want to remember.
You Suck, Vanessa!
04.22.09 at 2:55 pm
I’m not trying hard to be a part of anything, asshole. I see this scene the same way some people see the crossword puzzle. It’s something entertaining to do while I’m taking a shit, eating my breakfast, flossing my teeth, etc. Besides, I don’t even show up around here that much anymore. I already know that I suck at streetcarnage. I’m busy spreading the suck around in different places.
04.22.09 at 3:10 pm
I just signed a two year deal with SBTVC
04.22.09 at 3:11 pm
love this
04.22.09 at 3:11 pm
Why didn’t the last pack of thirsty animals steal the motion sensitive camera? i would’ve pawned that shit like whoa. Is that what separates greedy humans from parched animals? If A is B and B is sometimes C does that make those illegal foreigners inhuman?
@Meowzy
What? What do you mean? You don’t try “try hard enough to pe a part of something like this” ?
TWEET HARDER TWITTER HARDER
04.22.09 at 3:17 pm
whaaaa? I don’t want to be a writer, I am a reader/browser 4lyfe, I don’t think I am a good writer, and have never implied that, in fact I’m B- work at my very best. See, I do stuff like that, write pointless run on sentences with way too many commas: nope not a writer. I just like commenting, and so do you obviously.
Two of the best things about SBTVC are JANG and Blognigger
PS how could you forget about ew?…I’d read her twitter
PPS this post is funny so where did your rant even come from?
04.22.09 at 3:23 pm
illegally humans!
04.22.09 at 3:24 pm
@ Glitterfuzz
I ain’t worried about no bigotry, man. As far as I’m concerned, the Mexica could’ve been swingin’ from those trees by the adam’s apple in the next shot. Who cares? I hate everyone equally. The selective, color based nature of bigotry doesn’t exist for me. I’m in a tribe of one and that’s how we like it. Fuck off.
04.22.09 at 3:26 pm
@ whiner’s suck
What about me?
04.22.09 at 3:27 pm
oops sorry Vane$$a, I wierdly don’t hate you anymore, you aiight, plus I used to live in Ohio, so ya know, I feel your pain.
04.22.09 at 3:33 pm
Wow mang that look like some good Agua.
04.22.09 at 3:44 pm
WELL IT IS JUST SO AMAZING THAT AFTER ALL THESE YEAR’S SO MANY POEPLE COMING OUT OF THE WOOD-WORK WHO THINK MY NAME “JAG” AND NOT “JANG” I WANDER WHERE ALL THESE POEPLE HAVE BEEN ALL THESE YEAR’S, YOU WOULD JUST THINK THEIR’S A WHOLE ARMY OF “JAG”-THINKERS, DEFINATELY SAYING “WOW” AT THE CO-INK-EE-DINK
WELL IF I DID’NT NO BETTER I WOULD SAY, THIS IS’NT MANY POEPLE ITS JUST ONE MAN WHO IS ANGRY THAT SOME OTHER ONE’S ARE MANAGE TO HAVE FUN AND TWITTER AND MAKE BLOG POST’S, “WELL WHY CA’NT I BE PART OF THE CLUB, WELL THEY DO’NT WANT ME SO I THINK I’LL MAKE MANY DIFFERENT INTERNET “HANDLE”S TO SHOW THAT I CAN BE PART OF A BIG FUN BUNCH TO, I AM LIKE THE NEW BILLIE IDOLE I AM “DANCING WITH MY SELF” TAKE MY BALLS AND GO HOME”
04.22.09 at 4:12 pm
Vane$$a,
Like I’d give a shit slice if you were the most bigoted man on planet Texas?
Limp like MSNBC, not a cock.
04.22.09 at 4:30 pm
I see this scene like a retard sees a jigsaw puzzle.
04.22.09 at 4:42 pm
aww, thanx whiners suck. i’d read my twitter too.
04.22.09 at 5:06 pm
also, where b the chubacabras?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQQYOGbpFvs
04.22.09 at 5:08 pm
also again, im worried about ol’ nessa. She just referred to herself as “we.”
04.22.09 at 5:10 pm
One thing I like about Blognigger is his refusal to operate on “white man’s time.”
04.22.09 at 5:19 pm
Haha I love how “JAG” is starting to get to JAG. He works hard at establishing himself as a character in these comments, it’s so satisfying seeing him get upset about commentors not recognizing him as “JANG” as a result of me. You’ve (JAG) some weird complex — I should have taken psychology so I could say something witty here.
Vane$$a is sort of whack too but atleast his comments are entertaining, we’ve been talking about them for probably a year. The Vice comments days were hillarious, that crowd was ruthless in a different sort of way.
Meowzy, eventually we will all fade away from commenting. Lives will get legitimate meaning and we won’t need this website for entertainment.
04.22.09 at 5:24 pm
fucking jaggers stealing water. go back to mexico.
04.22.09 at 6:04 pm
yummy post
04.22.09 at 6:08 pm
rectacl prolapse, dear god, didnt even know that existed. amazing.
04.22.09 at 6:22 pm
FUCKing cool post
04.23.09 at 12:49 am
Best post in a while, ese
04.23.09 at 3:10 am
welcome to email forwards from one month ago. how timely.
04.23.09 at 6:25 pm
Man, “too long” is killing it lately.
04.23.09 at 6:51 pm
I HAtE CAPS LOCK.
04.23.09 at 11:43 pm