I saw this guy on the highway and ended up trailing him for several miles just so I could get this picture. In addition to the brain-asploding “NISSAN IS THE BEST!” (on both sides of the car, fyi), dude’s got a Nike swoosh on the back and a giant decal that says “MR. MARIO” on the windshield. If this Sentra was a different color I’d be like “ZOMG THIS IS FUCKED” but the fact that it’s bright yellow makes this somehow totally make sense.
Sincerely,
Ross
P.S. If you’ve never followed someone in your car, I can’t recommend it enough. It feels a bit creepy at first, but after the initial icky-factor wears off you feel like fucking Columbo. Then you’re late to work and everyone’s like “where you been?” and you’re like “following some dude cuz his car looked stupid.”
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they shoulda taken you instead.
04.24.09 at 10:17 am
There’s a massive database and community of such cars in on an English site called http://www.barryboys.co.uk
04.24.09 at 10:29 am
Nissan IS the best…
04.24.09 at 10:55 am
Nobody ever notices they’re being followed.
04.24.09 at 11:15 am
Wow. I wonder what his house looks like. 50 street cred points if you can get a snap of him in his mario jammies at his Neverland-style home.
04.24.09 at 11:21 am
i ditched a cop for the first time earlier this week. they were going the opposite way and i saw them bang a u-turn with the flashers on and i gunned it, luckily there was a few sharp turns in the road and i hid behind a warehouse, once they passed i got back on the road the way i was going. Maybe they weren’t after me, but was not about to take that chance. it was pretty fun.
04.24.09 at 11:24 am
It looks like a upside down newport cigarette logo to me.
04.24.09 at 11:26 am
Outrunning the cops is definitely a good time as long as you get away. I did it on my bike once, blew a light and they hit the siren and came after me. This was when Guiliani was first in office and they started ticketing all the bikers. I went down a bunch of one ways the wrong direction in LES. Then stopped and moved slowly. I saw them waiting for me about 3 blocks down in the direction I was headed so I doubled back. Lost em.
One time in my car I was flying on the FDR uptown about 3am. My friend in the passenger seat says “hey slow down thats a cop van up ahead.” I didn’t think it was so I kept going. Then as we got closer I see it is actually a cop van, but we were doing 80 at that point, so instead of slowing down I just floored it. My friend was screaming as we passed that van well over a ton. I was gone so fast I never even saw them hit their lights or anything. Got off at the next exit and parked quickly as possible.
All these stories may very well be true! Or maybe not… you be the judge.
04.24.09 at 12:38 pm
my best friend has lied since i could remember, it was always hard to tell which stories were true or not, but they are all good stories so it never mattered to me.
04.24.09 at 1:41 pm
You want to fuck Columbo? Fag.
04.24.09 at 1:53 pm
We could totally be pals. Wanna play killzone online? PSN ID is Bacon_Robot. Later new pal!
04.24.09 at 4:54 pm
PS – i work with a guy who’s van has a bumper sticker that says “In 2005 God is in charge”.
04.24.09 at 4:54 pm
Has to be in l.a. fuckin dirty salvadoreans love those gay little backwards hat cartoon decals. and central americans always drive gaudy cars covered in nike symbols.
04.24.09 at 5:39 pm
I salute your dedication.
04.24.09 at 10:47 pm
I would have left a turd present on his wegro windshield.
04.25.09 at 2:23 am