1. Grump Swayze Says:
   

   Divine fecal dildo in the toilet. That’s pretty gay.

   
   01.27.10 at 12:02 pm
2. Anonymous Says:
   

   Maybe you’ve taken too many boners up your butt and now your rectum is shaped like a dong?

   
   01.27.10 at 12:11 pm
3. LemonSqueezy Says:
   

   Slow day, huh?

   
   01.27.10 at 12:15 pm
4. Zippy Says:
   

   Sounds like wishful thinking on Big Stevie’s part.

   
   01.27.10 at 12:27 pm
5. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:
   

   content.

   
   01.27.10 at 1:25 pm
6. Dork Says:
   

   Needs more roughage.

   
   01.27.10 at 2:10 pm
7. NY TYRANT Says:
   

   Whoever took this shit is also taking pain killers. Probably percocet. Pain killers make your shit look like that, all compacted and stuff. At least that’s what they do to mine. I just took an almost identical shit to this one (though without the penis head) like an hour ago.

   
   01.27.10 at 2:11 pm
8. RedEyz Says:
   

   @tyrant – you spend far too much time analyzing fecal matter, my friend.

   
   01.27.10 at 2:46 pm
9. -_-_-_-_-_ Says:
   

   you need to drink more water

   
   01.27.10 at 3:24 pm
10. imyar Says:
    

    thats like 3lbs

    
    01.27.10 at 4:08 pm
11. Zip Says:
    

    My friend in Boulder loves looking at that kind of porn.

    
    01.27.10 at 4:28 pm
12. pogi Says:
    

    looks like my dick

    
    01.27.10 at 5:01 pm
13. Uncle Wah Wah Says:
    

    Sell it on e-bay next to the potato chip that looks like the madonna. It’s a miracle turd.

    
    01.27.10 at 7:16 pm
14. a4awesome Says:
    

    corn bits?

    
    01.27.10 at 7:22 pm
15. lol Says:
    

    a stranger’s poop…

    
    01.27.10 at 11:32 pm
16. funn stuff Says:
    

    please diff stuff, your better then this

    
    01.28.10 at 12:41 am
17. dirty sanchez Says:
    

    Dude, my mustache is made out of poop and even I think that’s too much.

    
    01.28.10 at 4:08 am
18. Jay Says:
    

    Is Street Carnage Rate My Poo now ? Although, this is probably the best thing posted in weeks now.

    
    01.28.10 at 6:14 am
19. The Shitter Says:
    

    Looks like Street Carnage is going down the shitter!

    
    01.28.10 at 9:10 am
20. POOKLES Says:
    

    This has happened to me before too.

    
    01.28.10 at 11:16 am
21. me Says:
    

    Show this to someone without telling them what it is and ask them what it is.

    
    01.28.10 at 12:51 pm
22. Jackie McChuckles Says:
    

    Dear Steve,
    Maybe if you stopped thinking about gay porn all day, your subconscious would stop your body from manufacturing dickturds. Just a suggestion.

    
    01.29.10 at 1:24 pm
23. Medical professional Says:
    

    A turd of that enormity could have serious medical implications and you should have a doctor perform a deep and through prostate exam on you.

    
    02.03.10 at 1:45 pm
24. STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE,: I POO’D A “G” Says:
    

    [...] you so much for publishing my previous shit. It was probably flattered. I wouldn’t know because I flushed it. Hey, do you ever feel weird [...]

    
    02.11.10 at 11:02 am
25. STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE: SHIT ALPHABET Says:
    

    [...] exactly like a right parenthesis. I remember you had a G or an S recently on your site (or was it a penis?). Why don’t you guys do a whole shit alphabet? You could get people to send in different [...]

    
    03.15.10 at 11:52 am
26. Mike Says:
    

    Was it circumcised ? ?

    
    07.18.10 at 4:38 am
27. Anonymous Says:
    

    deffo carnage

    
    10.25.10 at 7:42 pm

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