STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE: I MADE A WKRP BLOG

hi
i made a blog that you jokers might appreciate
please have a look
ive noticed slight wkrp fetishism on your site in the past
thanks,
tommy

Dude,
You’re scaring us. That weird piano tinkering doesn’t sound ANYTHING like the WKRP theme song. The WKRP theme song is a funky acoustic number that doesn’t even translate to piano. How do you go “Jeh Che j’jeh cheh jeh” on a piano?

So what’s your deal? Did your dad die and you got a bunch of money and didn’t leave the house for months and all your old friends were wondering what happened to you and this is all they have to know you’re alive? Tommy, he’s gone. He wouldn’t want this. He’d want you to get back with Kelly and get on with your life. Mourning isn’t about regression. It’s about living. Go get drunk and do something stupid. Go cry in public to strangers. Get arrested. Get it out. LIVE!
Sincerely,
SBTVC

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9 Comments

FaceKick Says:

What the fuck

05.27.09 at 12:03 pm
BRAIN AIDS Says:

brilliant!

05.27.09 at 1:40 pm
marshall Says:

the guy that played les nesman sang the theme song. i’m sure i spelled that wrong and i’m certainly not going to bother googeling the actor’s name.

05.27.09 at 2:18 pm
Jimmy Says:

and it’s sunny yellow.. creepy.

05.27.09 at 2:59 pm
Jim Goad Says:

Dr. Venus Flytrap appeared last weekend here in Georgia at the Black Power Conference:

http://www.blackpowermovement.org/

05.27.09 at 7:06 pm
French Ass Raper Says:

slight wkrp fetishism

05.27.09 at 7:22 pm
Spanish Ass Raper Says:

Very Interesting post.

05.27.09 at 8:05 pm
OFOFOFFFOFF Says:

I FUCKING HATE WKRP. IT IS THE WORST SHOW EVER MADE EVER IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION. FUCK.

05.28.09 at 1:44 am
Jane Goodall Says:

ninth!

05.28.09 at 9:26 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.