Thank you so much for publishing my previous shit. It was probably flattered. I wouldn’t know because I flushed it. Hey, do you ever feel weird after having a huge shit and flushing it? Like you lost something? I’ll find myself thinking about a huge turd hours after it’s out of my life. This is how women must feel after they have an abortion. Anyway, here’s a G that came out of me.
Sincerely,
-STEVE
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enough with the shitty posts!!!!
02.11.10 at 11:04 am
That’s nothing. One time I shitted out a “T” while my buddy Thomas was over. Another time I pooped what looked like a clown smoking a cigar.
02.11.10 at 11:10 am
nothing on alexander mcqueen’s death? thought this was site embraced fashion.
02.11.10 at 11:51 am
Seems like you are just full of shit, there, Steve
02.11.10 at 12:29 pm
post shit and watch your pageviews get flushed down the toilet.
02.11.10 at 12:36 pm
Timmy’s in the well!
02.11.10 at 1:38 pm
STOP IT. STOP. IT.
02.11.10 at 1:46 pm
Agreed. Stop it. Stop it.
02.11.10 at 1:59 pm
that’s some gangster shit.
02.11.10 at 3:43 pm
Dear Steve
“I’ll find myself thinking about a huge turd hours after it’s out of my life.”
Maybe you should stop quoting your ex’s and, oh yeah.. taking pictures of crap.
02.11.10 at 4:09 pm
nuthin but a g thang
02.11.10 at 4:28 pm
so you haven’t wiped your butt at this point presumably.you are stood up taking a picture with a shitty arse.nice.
02.12.10 at 12:43 am
This site is filled with loosers
02.12.10 at 1:50 am
this shit looks healthier than before. the last one was clearly dehydrated.
02.12.10 at 4:10 am
^^^^^
Steve has been practicing.
02.12.10 at 9:56 am
[...] just had a shit that looks exactly like a right parenthesis. I remember you had a G or an S recently on your site (or was it a penis?). Why don’t you guys do a whole shit [...]
03.15.10 at 10:44 am
This must mean God did put the shit dick in his ass, and this is the signature.
06.06.10 at 12:06 am