my name is jami and i am from tokyo. i am a boy of 29 (you don’t say!).

Yes, well anyways, i am asking for a scmidge of advice, and pls. believe, its in order, i just got shot 4 months ago in bangkok and ended up in a mental institution close to tak near burma for 2 months with the likes of many yaba fans, thought meth was bad?

I do not do any drugs, or smoke, yet i am in a very severe type deal. like 3 quarts of vodka a day type deal.. you can ask my old flatmate sophie schulte-hillen, she knows my steez.

hoping to hear a steering wheel size slice of advice from a group of lads i admire,

the best and good luck with your lives,
jami

Jami,
So what is the problem here? You drink too much? Why add in the other stuff? If the problem is you drink to much, easy peasy. Go to the nearest rehab and throw yourself at them. We once knew a guy in Montezuma, Costa Rica who partied his fucking ass off for over a year. Whenever it was time to face the hangover he’d just do a bump, have a shot, and start again. When he finally did decide to go cold turkey. Guess what happened. He died. Your body can’t handle that. Which is why rehab clinics have all these awesome meds that ease you out of it. So, that’s your only option.
Peas.
PS: What’s the deal with meth? We’ve done it once or twice and though it is fun to have 110% of your brain at your disposal for three days straight, the comedown is – shit – it’s light years past eating your mother’s eyes. Do people just pull a Montezuma and never face the comedown? Is that what a meth head is?
PPS: Speaking of Thai street vendors. Can you New York males please take a time out from your uniform of: Wife beater, cargo shorts and flip-flops? Please.
Sincerely,
SBTVC

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  2. Dean Martin Says:

    If you’re always drunk, you’re never hung over.


  3. Poopie Pants Says:

    THIRD


  4. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

    I could be missing something here but I’m calling bullshit on this whole thing.


  5. The Bedroom Athlete Says:

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