I am writing to you out of a shared interest in crazy sexy weird shit that bubbles up from the dark recesses of the internet and delights the stoned web-surfer. Rather than simply oggle the oddities of the web, I’ve created a show dedicated to unearthing these gems and presenting them journalistically for audiences around the globe. It’s called Smut Cave, and I think it’s just right for the Street Carnage set. I just did an episode about Vore, the cannibalism fetish , and one time I interviewed a dude who had 500 gigs of porn on his hard drive. Other topics include Cake Farts and The Montauk Monster . I extend a humble offer to you: help show my show to the world and I will dutifully report on your fine site in my next episode. Thanks for being great.
Sincerely,
Nick Fiore
Dear Nick,
You seem to be a new kind of nerd we’ve never seen before. You’re into gross shit but you have a big vocabulary and know how to work a computer. We hereby christen this new subculture: Death Nerds. Congratulations. You are the first.
Sincerely,
SBTVC
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cracked.com? anyone? I’m pretty sure he proposed his show there and was rejected because they already have lookalikes of him back there. If he didn’t, well, he should.
03.06.09 at 11:52 am
You’d have my vote if you included pterodactyl porn.
03.06.09 at 1:52 pm
Once I had my girlfriend beat me off onto a live chicken and then we fed it to a cat. Is this normal?
03.06.09 at 4:04 pm
I like this nerd.
03.07.09 at 1:50 am
Dear Nick, with SC in your corner you can now expect dozens of extra views per month.
03.07.09 at 10:45 am
did i miss the explanation about the voice synthesizer?
03.07.09 at 11:28 am
Funny stuff, but you should uncensor the porn clips
03.07.09 at 12:26 pm
Is is possible to love both Jen’s fashion posts and this guy? I’m so selective, but you seem to select the best. Bravo on this add!
03.07.09 at 9:50 pm
Am I going to become a fucking dork if I watch this? Like the time I watched ALL the Simpsons episode commentary because I had to stay up till 5am everynight (don’t ask).
03.08.09 at 4:06 am
i want to date this guy
03.08.09 at 4:00 pm
Great production value for such a low-brow internet show. Awesome content, awesome voice, very original… 4 and a half stars (deducting half a star for the boring porn connoisseur interview)
03.08.09 at 8:06 pm
the low voices piss me off a little
03.09.09 at 7:28 am
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