STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE: IS THIS A BONER?

Would this be considered a STREET BONER?
-Melissa

Melissa,
She’s perty but what the fuck is that? “Hey, look at her bone structure and the size of her thighs and the space between her eyes.” That kind of shit turns Street Boners into The God Report. We don’t care how you came out of a woman’s cunt. We care how you use fashion to make men want to go into your cunt (or how you hustle your way into cunts). And her outfit is just – nice.
PS: It’s also too low res.
Sincerely,
SBTVC

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15 Comments

edward special Says:

dude. you spilt your bong. she rips.

05.03.09 at 11:25 pm
edward special Says:

oh, first

05.03.09 at 11:26 pm
fart Says:

looks like she’s waiting for a taco

05.04.09 at 12:37 am
consuala Says:

what the fuck is up with people reminiscing these days??????????

05.04.09 at 1:08 am
pizza the hut Says:

she looks like she is from winnepeg

05.04.09 at 2:26 am
catfancier Says:

her outfit is lame.
boots are cheap,
and those might be jeans under there

05.04.09 at 4:16 am
ew Says:

is this gavin’s way of telling us he’s gay? cuz if ur a straight ( is seriously consider typing str8 but then i’d have to h8 myself) dude shit like bone structure and thigh size override fry bots n shit. n u cant say that good taste = good personality cuz i’ve seen many a well turned out yet fucktarded bitch. its like those retards that have to wear diapers but can count cards or play the piano.

05.04.09 at 4:35 am
Ruby Says:

ew, that analogy seems a bit off

05.04.09 at 4:56 am
W4LNUT Says:

I so-so wonder what she looks like when she’s not squinting?

05.04.09 at 6:05 am
poo-say Says:

this is probably Melissa.

Melissa, guys will think you’re hot. The end.

05.04.09 at 12:08 pm
sum dum slut Says:

it’s a dude.

05.04.09 at 3:06 pm
todd Says:

what poosay said

05.04.09 at 7:43 pm
KrakenSkulls Says:

Dear Melissa, You look too stuck up and “I’m so hot” to be approachable.

05.05.09 at 12:42 pm
Erock Says:

I think she’s great!

05.28.09 at 8:18 pm
aMERICAN THE gREAT Says:

I fucked this girl once

05.29.09 at 8:56 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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