Douche bags in a bar in Philly

Here are some potential Street Boners sent by a friend. They’re from a hipster bar in Philly that got overrun by some union brohams last month. They verbally abused all the skinny twink dudes and made all their girlfriends really, really uncomfortable. Enjoy.

- mookie

Douche in a bar

Douche in a bar



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22 Comments
  1. tommy gun Says:

    I dunno, those look like pretty righteous dudes.


  2. Monty Says:

    Skinny twink hipsters invaded the union brohams bar first, to be ironic. The meatheads are just taking back the night.


  3. niggy smallz Says:

    i went to denver recently where heckling hipsters and hitting on their girlfriends is standard. it feels like kristalnacht on douchebags, in other words, amazing.


  4. ew Says:

    i only c 1 and a half hipsters.


  5. tommy gun @ 12:26pm ain't me but nonetheless Says:

    yes, yes they certainly do look righteous. @Monty – “taking back the night” had me fucking rolling – genius.


  6. Cap'N Glitterfuzz Says:

    We all know it’s not the same without these guys. You’re not receiving the entire package unless you’ve been heckled by ESPN drunk.

    Shit is different now, and I blame Larry Clark. LA cholos have consolidated their verbal arsenal to a weak “rock star”. Bust out an endearing “Peter Pan’s bitch” and win back your dignity.


  7. Chachi and the hamburger Says:

    Is it supposed to be like in Porky’s?


  8. Donut Says:

    I’m pretty sure the big guy in the white stop tried to rape me once.


  9. guy incognito Says:

    yeah man, fat 40 year olds in cargo shorts look like super righteous dudes to party with


  10. Pissflaps Says:

    Hipsters hate union brohams cuz brohams have medical benefits.


  11. BadTeethComics Says:

    dude I’m a union carpenter and a wear tight jeans and like some hipster crap


  12. i wish my name was - Chippie Says:

    If so called hipsters stand for any thing they’ll not come here whimpering, but instead do something about the bros. Honestly they look harmless enough; just some beer drinking dudes that lay dry wall and don’t care what comes on the radio. Just make sure they only play Broadcast, Int’l Shades, or something that drives em’ crazy. Or get rid of cheap beer; these kids thrive off of Coors, Miller, Bud light. There’s no point in punching them, you’ll only tickle them and make them throw up, thus mo mess, mo beer, mo drama, thus mo problems, damn if Big didn’t set it straight. Hip yourself up so good that they can’t remember why they started hanging there in the first place; or where shirts with their faces on them.


  13. Atheist Says:

    Cool shorts.


  14. Cuntegonde Says:

    i like these dudes.


  15. niggy smallz Says:

    you sure showed them, taking pictures and putting them on a blog. I bet their self esteem plummeted. The dude doing air guitar looks like a king.


  16. quotefingers Says:

    Another reason Philly is three years in the tail lights for me. Fuck you central city.


  17. boners Says:

    “central city”, quotefingers? you ever BEEN to philly? this isn’t in CENTER city, it’s in south philly.


  18. J Gilmour Says:

    I’m a “union” construction guy and I wear all the fred perry shit of the hipsters. Still, I’m torn between the two solitudes. The “jock/union” dudes can become pretty scary after 1000 beers and don’t talk about anything but porn. “Hipsters” on the other hand, secretly hate working class people ( WORK is Hipster Kryptonite ) and don’t talk about anything at all.


  19. lol@u Says:

    good. I hope they do it more often ya bunch of whiny babies.


  20. ur doing it rong Says:

    Good for them. Just cuz u look cool doesn’t give u a free pass to be a total weiny.


  21. consuala Says:

    The best parties in highschool were jock/ bro parties.

    Hipsters never held me up for a kegstand


  22. Clayton. Says:

    True. And jocks we’re the only people I could sell weed to. Once I rolled a blunt and played one of them Illmatic and he acted like I had torn the fabric of time.


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