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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: JORDAN USED TO DRESS FRESH AS HELL

Here are some pictures of Micheal Jordan as a young man. I guess he is dressed like a lot kids are now a days — he’s just missing some big eye glasses or something — but how many of those kids get to say they’re fucking Micheal Jordan?

Sincerely,
Danny Miami

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19 Comments

Maxipad Says:

Nice lunchbox!

10.21.09 at 9:21 am
Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

Kids won’t say they’re fucking Micheal Jordan, but Michael Jordan will say he’s fucking kids (that’s a story).

10.21.09 at 10:19 am
Mike E Says:

rad pics dude.

10.21.09 at 11:27 am
Princess Pr0n Says:

Shit he is FINE.

10.21.09 at 12:17 pm
JuCIFER Says:

Hell yeah, no wonder he get so much tang.

10.21.09 at 12:31 pm
cuntvomit Says:

Shit’s tight. I thought these were going to be photoshopped but it turns out Jordan was a kid at one time.

10.21.09 at 12:38 pm
Billy Ocean Smooth Says:

Check out Sam Perkins looking stoned as ever in that last picture.

10.21.09 at 1:29 pm
swing-atcha Says:

hahaha! i didn’t realize that was sam perkins til you said it! that is really funny.

10.21.09 at 2:06 pm
Kokomo Starr Says:

MJ hits on all kinds of blonde 16 year old girls at kkklubs…he has a wife and kids right?

10.21.09 at 2:49 pm
milky Says:

dude’s out of control in the first pic.

10.21.09 at 3:54 pm
ew Says:

SHITS BAD LUCK!!!! also, what a beautiful chocolate man.

10.21.09 at 3:58 pm
Kanye Says:

That umbrella is all Farnsworth Bentley and shit.

10.21.09 at 6:36 pm
Chin Says:

I never realized that North Carolina is a predominantly black college. Good for them.

10.21.09 at 6:45 pm
dc Says:

Homeboy should have via’d @SIVault on twitter… that’s where the pics came from.

10.21.09 at 6:50 pm
dc Says:

nevermind, just saw the link. i’m a turd.

10.21.09 at 6:51 pm
Jose Says:

nice bulge.

10.21.09 at 8:11 pm
total fucking hippie Says:

don’t that dude got AIDS?

10.21.09 at 9:20 pm
WENDY LISA WARMWATER Says:

MJ + Silent Sam!

10.22.09 at 2:43 pm
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