Here are some pictures of Micheal Jordan as a young man. I guess he is dressed like a lot kids are now a days — he’s just missing some big eye glasses or something — but how many of those kids get to say they’re fucking Micheal Jordan?

Sincerely,
Danny Miami

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19 Comments
  1. Maxipad Says:

    Nice lunchbox!


  2. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    Kids won’t say they’re fucking Micheal Jordan, but Michael Jordan will say he’s fucking kids (that’s a story).


  3. Mike E Says:

    rad pics dude.


  4. Princess Pr0n Says:

    Shit he is FINE.


  5. JuCIFER Says:

    Hell yeah, no wonder he get so much tang.


  6. cuntvomit Says:

    Shit’s tight. I thought these were going to be photoshopped but it turns out Jordan was a kid at one time.


  7. Billy Ocean Smooth Says:

    Check out Sam Perkins looking stoned as ever in that last picture.


  8. swing-atcha Says:

    hahaha! i didn’t realize that was sam perkins til you said it! that is really funny.


  9. Kokomo Starr Says:

    MJ hits on all kinds of blonde 16 year old girls at kkklubs…he has a wife and kids right?


  10. milky Says:

    dude’s out of control in the first pic.


  11. ew Says:

    SHITS BAD LUCK!!!! also, what a beautiful chocolate man.


  12. Kanye Says:

    That umbrella is all Farnsworth Bentley and shit.


  13. Chin Says:

    I never realized that North Carolina is a predominantly black college. Good for them.


  14. dc Says:

    Homeboy should have via’d @SIVault on twitter… that’s where the pics came from.


  15. dc Says:

    nevermind, just saw the link. i’m a turd.


  16. Jose Says:

    nice bulge.


  17. total fucking hippie Says:

    don’t that dude got AIDS?


  18. WENDY LISA WARMWATER Says:

    MJ + Silent Sam!


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