How ridiculous is all the merde flying about the pic of Jesse James with the Nazi hat on and in full heil? I don’t know about the covering his lips thing, but it doesn’t work with the rest of the pose for me. He’s all oops about it. Betty Boop oops.
To the fucking point: Does this picture offend anyone at all? Have you never done this in jest? You have. Don’t lie. Then you laughed afterwards too because you were with friends. Some of your friends present were Jewish too. Yes, they were. I guess I’m confused. Do people really think that Nazi Germany is going to happen again if people pose like a Nazi for a funny photograph? If I was there, I probably wouldn’t have laughed because it’s just too old and stupid of a joke, but I wouldn’t have given it a second thought. I don’t have much against the Jews.
I have a few things against the Jews: like that snob shit about them always having to marry each other to keep their race pure. That just sounds like Nazi stuff to me. Also, the Jewelry District in Manhattan is annoying. Too many of those haircuts in a small radius. That’s about it. Otherwise, they are fine people. Hell, Judaism might even make the most sense to me as a religion, if I still ever thought about religion. And, hey, didn’t Hitler kill the gays and retards and cripples first, before the “final solution” for the Jewish problem? How come they aren’t as touchy about the holocaust as the Jews. It’s like the Jews are hogging it or something. They can just pull the death count card, I guess. So when will stupid things like this that mean nothing actually, finally, foreverly mean nothing? Hey, Jesse James! I think you are kind of a dick for ruining Sandra’s undeserved Oscar moment, but I don’t think you should be vilified for holding your arm a certain way. Keep your chin up. It sucks when you try to be funny and no one gets it.
Love,
The Coke Bear
Dear Coke Bear,
He’s not Betty Booping. He’s using his hands to make a fake Hitler mustache. We’re sorry for going on and on about it on this site but we fucking HATE Hitler’s guts. Like, basically, if he was here right now we’d whip our lunch at him.
Sincerely,
SBTVC
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The problem is you should actually BE funny instead of TRY to be funny.
04.02.10 at 10:38 am
He’s obviously just joking. Even if he wasn’t, why would I care? Seriously. Hating someone for having wrong opinions about melanin is pretty funny.
Anyway, the point is, he’s clearly joking. Sandra Bullock is obviously not married to a Nazi, although I’m sure someone is making a Lifetime movie about it right now.
04.02.10 at 10:39 am
how tall is hitler and where does he live?
(finger to top lip) this tall…
(seig heil with arm) and over there!
04.02.10 at 10:54 am
he looks like an std.
04.02.10 at 10:56 am
The Melvins did the exact same thing sans the hat in Berlin. It wasn’t a big deal because they made Gluey Porch Treatments and it’s a big deal with Jesse James because he WAS fucking Sandra Bullock.
04.02.10 at 12:04 pm
what’s the red thing lower right with the iron cross on it? some sort of nazi flotation device? the problem with the nazis is that their evil horribleness is coupled with an inherent hilarity. anyone who takes their shtick that seriously will always come across as complete clowns. i suspect the outrage(?) at this picture stems from one of his fuck-buddies being tattooed with some nazi insignia. this story would get interesting if sandy b. tried to make herself more attractive to him by growing a little gunt and getting an iron eagle back piece.
04.02.10 at 12:17 pm
o no, wait–that looks like a replica of the red baron’s plane. that’s kind of cool, i guess.
04.02.10 at 12:19 pm
he’s not putting his hands over his lips, he’s giving himself a faux hitler-stache
04.02.10 at 12:27 pm
“undeserved Oscar moment”
04.02.10 at 12:32 pm
If this guy had any balls at all he’d just man up and say:
“Yes, bitches, I fucked the Bride of Frankenstein. My dick is infected with Herpaids. I double-dicked a tattoo parlor whore and I think Nazis are funny. You wish you had my problems.”
What about Henry Ford? That piece of shit really was a Nazi who wanted to overthrow the US Government. And what was that book he wrote? “Reptilian Jews from Hollow Earth?”
I think it was called “The International Jew” and it was a nice sequel to “Mein Kamph.”
Are Jews out setting Fords on fire?
Not bloody likely.
Time to let this go.
04.02.10 at 1:03 pm
^^dirtbag can do whatever he wants but the cruddy little imbecile should have wrapped his dick before fucking fellow dirtbags, considering he’s married.
04.02.10 at 1:26 pm
If Hitler was here right now, I’d tell him he was ugly and then I’d pretty much ignore him entirely.
04.02.10 at 1:31 pm
lolz @ bryan
04.02.10 at 1:48 pm
Martin Luther wrote “The Jews and Their Lies” and we based our society on his ideas. So why is society coming down on Jesse James?
04.02.10 at 2:09 pm
apparently I do not have permission to preview drafts. the fuck is wrong witchu?
04.02.10 at 2:57 pm
Hitler’s mustache wasn’t that long.
04.02.10 at 3:25 pm
Is that the hat from that Social Distortion jizzbomb he was banging? If so, good for him. I always like to keep relics from my kills too, too bad he’s way too old for that dumb fuckin’ shit.
04.02.10 at 4:07 pm
am i the only one who clicked on the HATE link and saw that it’s an unpublished draft? come on, i really wanna see just how much you guys hate hitler! :’(
04.02.10 at 4:46 pm
who the fuck is jesse james
http://www.flickr.com/photos/raymilauren/4482947898/in/set-72157623625831961/
04.02.10 at 7:22 pm
and negative a billion people gave a shit about this http://raymitheminx.com/?p=19079
04.02.10 at 7:28 pm
The number of Jews killed in the Holocaust has risen steadily over the decades from 2 million to the current estimate of 6-8. It has nothing to do with what you’re saying, they just found way more people with new advanced technologies and theories.
PS Dirty Sanchez we would advise you watch what you mention about us
04.02.10 at 7:56 pm
Do any of you know anything about Huntington Beach (other than that they hold a surf contest there)? I have no problem believing he is sympathetic to the Nazis knowing that he lives there. HB is ground zero for white power idiots in south Orange County who are afraid to go to L.A. and put their money where their mouths are.
04.02.10 at 8:04 pm
Why do so many look to him as their spiritual leader? Because he had so many extramarital affairs? Why does he require a swastika tattoo on a woman before he can get aroused? I have made a small fortune selling fake nazi memorabilia as authentic to these people, and they never run out of money, and always want more.
04.03.10 at 3:56 am
Wow man. You guys are so great. So dead on with your political and social perspectives. So fucking cool. It’s really wonderful that your success isn’t accompanied by the high price of Chinese style internet censorship. Massive respect.
04.03.10 at 11:01 am
“Chinese style internet censorship”
I gotta say, true (and FUCK) that.
04.03.10 at 12:02 pm
I don’t think he’s a Nazi, but what kind of asshole poses for a picture of this shit and finds it funny? He’s a grown ass man.
It just bothers men because (as taeil said) Sanda Bullock is pretty hot and she was fucking this shlub. It still blows people’s minds that douchebags and assholes net babes.
04.03.10 at 4:05 pm
what bugs me about this is he is taking tremendous shit for being stupid (and rightfully so, i seriously doubt he owns an SS hat for memorabilia purposes only), meanwhile people like sean penn visit that commie chavez, and i could go on and on about celebrities supporting communism and authoritarianism but they never receive even a relative level of vitriol for that. if they get shit from the media at all its only from fox news. what gives? why is the media blase about support for communism, which has led more people to poverty and death than any other system of government thats ever existed?
04.03.10 at 5:17 pm
@Billy Cox…probably because it doesn’t take much brain power to hate nazis. not that it’s that difficult to read up on the crimes committed by communism, but you know–nazis–really easy to hate on. i always wonder about stars who kiss up to totalitarians of any stripe, but especially the communist ones. i mean i’ve got nothing against champagne socialism, but these celebushits do realize that their ridiculous lifestyles would never fly in the countries they patronize with a quick visit here and there, right? Right?
04.03.10 at 5:52 pm
also–j.j. is easily lampooned as a redneck dirtbag that wronged a hollywood darling. penn, on the other hand is an ACTOR who makes IMPORTANT movies. many in the media would probably sell their soul for a drop of penn’s taint sweat.
04.03.10 at 6:02 pm
anybody with “sleeve” tattoos is cro-mag.
04.03.10 at 7:07 pm
I think his palm tattoo is a dollar sign with the words “pay up sucker” or something along those lines. He’s all class.
04.03.10 at 8:38 pm
Are you kidding me? This is a primo example of out right anti-semitism “I have a few things against the Jews: like that snob shit about them always having to marry each other to keep their race pure. That just sounds like Nazi stuff to me. Also, the Jewelry District in Manhattan is annoying. Too many of those haircuts in a small radius. That’s about it. Otherwise, they are fine people. Hell, Judaism might even make the most sense to me as a religion, if I still ever thought about religion. And, hey, didn’t Hitler kill the gays and retards and cripples first, before the “final solution” for the Jewish problem? How come they aren’t as touchy about the holocaust as the Jews. It’s like the Jews are hogging it or something. They can just pull the death count card”…..
First of all, you need to be educated, secondly I thought for a second your site was funny, not I find it repulsive…
Wonder how you feel about people black facing themselves, I suppose that is just cute too?
The Jewish people marry their own, or convert to build back the community of 6 million dead. And to have the same religious views and family values… Just like Christians, and Muslims, and Asians, and Jamaicans, and whites, and purples and oranges, and all species..
04.04.10 at 2:41 pm
sandra bullock is NOT attractive..just sayin
04.04.10 at 3:19 pm
@ uhh…
nigga you gay
04.04.10 at 6:01 pm
“HB is ground zero for white power idiots in south Orange County who are afraid to go to L.A. and put their money where their mouths are.”
Good point. So why don’t you march down to HB and put your money where your mouth is?
04.05.10 at 6:50 am
youareallsickinthehead = self righteous jew.
04.05.10 at 2:52 pm