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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: LETTER FROM WESLEY SNIPES

I recently was introduced to some footage of Africans competing in what appears to be “train surfing.” I was drawn to this because different cultures intrigue me, especially African ones. However, upon screening all three clips I couldn’t help but think they had held back. I became convinced I could do better and went out with a close friend Tommy Lee Jones to try to one up them. I think I can say, beyond the shadow of a doubt, we blew your African friends away.

Fuck that place and fuck Tommy Lee for pussying out at the last second.

Peace,

Wesley Snipes
(as dictated to Nikki Park)

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snipes Says:

also if you could pull a clip of me catching the subway train in blade that would be cool

09.30.08 at 5:18 pm

STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

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STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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