Have you guys seen this? Mexico is so over the swine flu, while the rest of the world is shitting in their pants, Mexicans are walking around town with hand-drawn smiley faces and skulls on their surgical masks like it’s a slightly inconvenient joke. I don’t know what’s better; the metal guys with the skull-mouths reminding everyone that 150 people have already succumbed to this disease and YOU could be next (brutal!), or the optimistic nursery-school teacher feel of the toothy smiles and mustaches other people are rocking. Got to hand it to them, they turned a worldwide health crisis into a national arts-and-crafts project. Fun!
Sincerely,
Dan Zev

Dan,
Yes we did see that actually. It’s on the Missbehave homepage which is where we get all our world news.
Sincerely,
SBTVC

  1. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: MEXICO LEGALIZES EVERYTHING
  2. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: GORILLA FIGHT FACE
  3. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: SMOKIN’ A BUTT WITH ‘TUDE
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9 Comments
  1. Pffft Says:

    brutally gay


  2. General Zod Says:

    Kneel Before Zod!


  3. JuCIFER Says:

    HA! Mexican mustache, when it hits China, you’ll see a giant buck-tooth version, and the Bronx will be a gold grill, etc.


  4. Buford T. Justice Says:

    It’s really fucking hard to die of swine flu, even if you actually have it. The high number of Mexican deaths probably means they all have it. Apparently they also have rad senses of humor, so it’s all to the good.


  5. original Says:

    Sheeeeit, this is gonna be the fun part of the global swine flu holocaust. That, and if you get sick, coughing on people like the humorless twat who got the first post in.


  6. cuntvomit Says:

    They need to start making kitty masks.


  7. imyar Says:

    when i was in LA during the sars party i asked a mexican guy about sars had he heard of it and he goes oh you mean the flu?


  8. Satan Davis Jr. Says:

    This shit is so overplayed when will the goddamn zombie holocaust commence already?


  9. ZLUR Says:

    I hope it all goes a bit Mad Max 2, i have already removed the doors from my car in preperation…

    Swines!


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