STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE: MEXICO IS OVER IT

Have you guys seen this? Mexico is so over the swine flu, while the rest of the world is shitting in their pants, Mexicans are walking around town with hand-drawn smiley faces and skulls on their surgical masks like it’s a slightly inconvenient joke. I don’t know what’s better; the metal guys with the skull-mouths reminding everyone that 150 people have already succumbed to this disease and YOU could be next (brutal!), or the optimistic nursery-school teacher feel of the toothy smiles and mustaches other people are rocking. Got to hand it to them, they turned a worldwide health crisis into a national arts-and-crafts project. Fun!
Sincerely,
Dan Zev

Dan,
Yes we did see that actually. It’s on the Missbehave homepage which is where we get all our world news.
Sincerely,
SBTVC

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9 Comments

Pffft Says:

brutally gay

04.30.09 at 11:23 am
General Zod Says:

Kneel Before Zod!

04.30.09 at 11:42 am
JuCIFER Says:

HA! Mexican mustache, when it hits China, you’ll see a giant buck-tooth version, and the Bronx will be a gold grill, etc.

04.30.09 at 12:36 pm
Buford T. Justice Says:

It’s really fucking hard to die of swine flu, even if you actually have it. The high number of Mexican deaths probably means they all have it. Apparently they also have rad senses of humor, so it’s all to the good.

04.30.09 at 1:10 pm
original Says:

Sheeeeit, this is gonna be the fun part of the global swine flu holocaust. That, and if you get sick, coughing on people like the humorless twat who got the first post in.

04.30.09 at 1:12 pm
cuntvomit Says:

They need to start making kitty masks.

04.30.09 at 2:51 pm
imyar Says:

when i was in LA during the sars party i asked a mexican guy about sars had he heard of it and he goes oh you mean the flu?

04.30.09 at 3:23 pm
Satan Davis Jr. Says:

This shit is so overplayed when will the goddamn zombie holocaust commence already?

04.30.09 at 3:42 pm
ZLUR Says:

I hope it all goes a bit Mad Max 2, i have already removed the doors from my car in preperation…

Swines!

05.01.09 at 7:53 am

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.