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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: “MISSED CONNECTION” GOLD

to boy working at urban outfitters w/forehead tattooed with script – w4m – 27 (harvard sq. urban outfitters)

You are HOT. I have never posted on here, but you are worth it. Figured someone you work with reads these, and at the very least can boost your ego for a day. Couldn’t read your tattoo, your hat covered most of it. But wanted to let you know you are sexy as hell and seem sweet to top it off. Enjoy the day. I’ll keep enjoying seeing you.
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And someone replied with this one a bit later:

RE: tattooed forehead – w4m (harvard sq. urban outfitters)

It says, “This is the best job I will ever get because I have a tattoo on my forehead”
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-J. BLUE

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10 Comments

lester Says:

a good contest would be to try and get props on missed connections. my plan would be to get real gussied up and go to coffee shops

03.04.10 at 9:57 am
drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

Ha! Actually there are some other jobs he could have and maybe even make some decent dough: Custom motorcycle shop guy/owner, tattoo shop artist/owner, hipster old-school barbershop guy, bartender at 151, “artist”, Dog the Bounty Hunter crew member, motocross clothing company owner.

There has got to be more…

03.04.10 at 10:31 am
cat pawsgrove Says:

i’m interested to know the story behind katie’s revenge

03.04.10 at 11:43 am
ffff Says:

thanks for the craigslist update

03.04.10 at 12:25 pm
homeless. Says:

that dude raped and killed katie, and then his cellmates gave him that tattoo.

03.04.10 at 3:12 pm
get out of here Says:

Oh Cambridge, MA!

03.04.10 at 3:14 pm
powersaucebars Says:

shit I know exactly who she’s talking about! fuck if I was still in boston I wouldve been able to find out what that tattoo said

03.04.10 at 3:41 pm
kure kure takora Says:

I’m going to make sure I find out who this is.

03.04.10 at 6:45 pm
poopsmear Says:

i lol’d

03.04.10 at 8:36 pm
poopsmear Says:

here’s the katie’s revenge story for those who don’t know how to work google: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,216342,00.html

03.04.10 at 8:37 pm

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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