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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: MORE TOPPINGS ON THE DEATH SUNDAE

I don’t know if this counts for toppings on the death sundae but two mexican midget wrestlers were killed at a sex party by two whores drugging their drinks. Here is a link to the news site.

- Sam Johnson

Here’s the story:

“Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes”
Friday, July 03, 2009

MEXICO CITY — Mexican authorities say two professional wrestlers found dead in a low-rent hotel in the capital may have been drugged to death by female robbers.

Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name “La Parkita” — or “Little Death” — and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as “Espectrito Jr.”

Authorities say two women were seen leaving the men’s hotel room before the bodies were discovered.

Prosecutor Miguel Angel Mancera said Wednesday that gangs of female robbers are experienced at using drugs to knock men out and rob them, but they may have used too strong a dose.

That may have been because of the wrestlers’ small stature, although larger men have also died in similar crimes.

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8 Comments

Tobez Says:

“… although larger men have also died in similar crimes.” Way to rub it in, Mexican press.

07.07.09 at 9:31 am
LCC Says:

i didn’t think killing a midget was a crime in mexico.

07.07.09 at 9:56 am
pubert Says:

man, I’m more bummed about La Parkita than Michael Jackson. I saw him on wcw once in the 90’s when they were really hurtin for new fans, so they got a whole gaggle of the mexican mini-wrestlers on, La Parkita was by far the awesomest.

07.07.09 at 10:53 am
Taco Supreme Says:

Jess, dey hef declarrred it National Midget Lucha Libre Day in all off Mexico, Deese brafe maings gwill be bery much meessed. VAYA CON DIOS!

07.07.09 at 11:31 am
cuntvomit Says:

R.I.P. Steve McNair.

07.07.09 at 2:22 pm
Professor Mudbutt Says:

How come there’s never retarded Mexicans?

07.07.09 at 4:48 pm
Liquid Sky Saxon Says:

Can I have one stuffed and mounted? With a fishing pole, reeling in a stuffed and mounted largemouth bass? Astride a stuffed and mounted donkey?

07.07.09 at 8:09 pm
Anonymous Says:

Metal

08.28.09 at 3:05 pm

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