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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: MORE VINTAGE LOVE/PORN LETTERS

I like this letter because he gives her bible passages to read, then evidently fucked around on her (hurt her), and still thinks that fucking begins and ends with his dick (11” hahaha) in her cunt (Monque [sic]). Actually, reading later letters, it is actually more disturbing when he finally realizes that there is more to it than that. Also, the PS is hilarious.

Love,
Dork

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7 Comments

too long Says:

didn’t read

09.21.09 at 10:02 am
egads! Says:

stupid people saying sexy things makes MY monque (wtf is with THAT) dry heave.

09.21.09 at 10:20 am
drippy dog dix and cum bubbles, or something Says:

tongue was a struggle.

09.21.09 at 10:45 am
neezy Says:

Monque > chanch

09.21.09 at 11:14 am
the nacho chip Says:

2″ to 11″ is a STRETCH

09.21.09 at 12:44 pm
soulsonic force Says:

yeah, actually guys i had sex with in 1986 were under the impression that we were “cumming” at the same time too. My bad!

09.21.09 at 1:47 pm
stupid Says:

i love the part where his dick is eleven inches and the shrivels down to two inches.

09.21.09 at 9:14 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.