Last Wednesday I was leaving my class and noticed someone left their text book on the desk. I contemplated taking it, simply for the resale value but it was really heavy, so i left it. I guess someone else noticed it and today i found this mass email in my inbox:
This is the second e-mail that i send to every student on the classroom MAN3025. Please call me if you have the book i wil reward $50.00 to whoever helps me find the text book that i left on the classroom last night. again
My name is Marc
My # 561 601-3293
My e-mail amarceu@fau.eduI really need the book to study for the 3rd exam next week if i do not have the book i will fail that course. Do not take what is not belong to you. If you do, you will pay that not too long. Do not bother with Haitian Properties other wise you will put yourself in a dangerous life situation. Take a note of this.
Please note the last two sentences.
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He’s not kidding, I help Haitians all the time when they ask for my assistance in creating havoc.
04.07.09 at 3:24 pm
He’s G-checkin’ the whole fuckin’ class. You gotta check him back yo!
04.07.09 at 3:26 pm
what’s a haitian? like hawaiian?
04.07.09 at 3:29 pm
VOODOO!!!!!
04.07.09 at 3:40 pm
Santeria?
04.07.09 at 3:49 pm
Hey!!! Let’s call this fellow up and hold his book for ransom!
04.07.09 at 3:52 pm
take a note of this and then take a note of that note and then maybe get a cliffnote about the first note. HEX.
04.07.09 at 4:04 pm
don’t lie, how many of you just called him from your work line? i did.
04.07.09 at 4:09 pm
I wouldn’t be too scared of a voodoo curse from this guy. If he can’t remember to take home his book that’s so important, how’s he supposed to remember to kill a chicken at midnight under the light of the full moon over a consecrated grave?
p.s. I know nothing about voodoo, aside from the Body Count song.
04.07.09 at 4:20 pm
Maybe, just maybe, instead of threatening classmates this voodoo Dr. could use his powers to say, oh I donno, MAKE HATI A NICE PLACE TO LIVE!?
04.07.09 at 4:37 pm
Sorry, I mean HAITI……
04.07.09 at 4:37 pm
You are a piece of shit for not bringing the book to lost and found. You should get your ass beat.
04.07.09 at 4:37 pm
i just emailed him, voodoo is pretend
04.07.09 at 4:54 pm
He’s a snip of hair away from taking a Frigidaire cruise back to Haiti.
04.07.09 at 6:21 pm
Look for a dead chicken on your doorstep.
04.07.09 at 6:21 pm
Holy Shit!!! How incredible to just come across the most insane email ever!!! With the hundreds of millions of emails sent daily, imagine the odds. I’d buy a lottery ticket if I were you!
04.07.09 at 7:16 pm
SANGRIA?!?!
04.07.09 at 10:41 pm
dude just wants his book back. what’s so insane about that?
04.07.09 at 11:19 pm
FUCK YEAH, that rules
04.07.09 at 11:41 pm
REFRESHING SUPER BONER BUSTING PSYCHEDELIC ENEMA –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6EbDZnkmVw
04.08.09 at 6:35 am
Insane!
I think!
etc.
04.08.09 at 8:44 am
Aren’t colleges supposed to go on “lock-down” when things like this happen?
04.08.09 at 9:19 am
why would he give you fitty bucks instead of just parlaying that into another book?
04.08.09 at 11:24 am
Opium for them asses.
04.08.09 at 2:15 pm
this is insane? man, let me hook you up with some emails from a few exes to desensitize you. guy who doesn’t want to flunk out and needs his book isn’t that insane. i doubt the guy’s first language is english, which you might be confusing for insanity?
04.08.09 at 7:07 pm
^^^Ditto^^^
04.09.09 at 9:38 am
Oh FAU, how I miss you. I can’t imagine that happening anywhere else.
04.21.09 at 4:56 am
it’s because you go to fau.
12.29.09 at 1:12 pm