I did this real fast. Reminds me of boogers.
Sincerely,
Orin Brecht

Orin (and everyone in the world),
Fuck NNF. They wouldn’t know a good thing if it came in their face. Make logos for us. We are sick of looking at the Crass, the Bones, the squares and whatever else we got up in the loop. Alls you have to do is write STREET CARNAGE and then STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE with these pixel restrictions…

The big one here is at 575 x 196

This little nipper is at 206 x 37

And finally we have a tiny boner at 300 x 37

We will announce the winners next week and explain how we divided up the $100. Could be one superwinner gets the whole thing or a hundred mediocre ones get a dollar each. Whatever we decide we guarantee to lay it all on the table the way MRR used to do in the Table of Contents Page.

Send submissions to sbtvc AT streetcarnage.com
Sincerely,
SBTVC

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6 Comments
  1. The Bedroom Athlete Says:

    Number 1.


  2. vice was so cool Says:

    too bad.


  3. vegan jules Says:

    $100 is kind of insulting for a logo. Anyways, I’m busy as fuck right now.


  4. fuck everybody Says:

    get that crass font the fuck outta there.

    amateurs.


  5. Val Says:

    http://www.afrojacks.com/pics/4-pics/2840-the-most-inappropriate-logo-of-all-time

    The priest logo above should be Street Carnage’s new mascot.


  6. STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » READER SUBMITTED SBTVC LOGOS Says:

    [...] competition for our “Build a Better Logo and the World Will Beat a Path to Your Door – Contest” is [...]


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