I spend a few hours a day wandering through google images finding pics I like and then organizing them into various files. It’s like a sticker collection for grown ups. Can I do a regular thing for you guys called “12 Neat Pics” or something? Here’s what my first one would look like. I chose these because you guys have too much street and not enough carnage.
-Valerie Ang
PS please keep them in this order. I like how it kind of tells a story.
Dear Valerie,
OK.
Sincerely,
SBTVC
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Neat.
03.02.09 at 11:34 am
You should make the next twelve weed related.
03.02.09 at 11:54 am
I’m gonna have to say NO!
03.02.09 at 11:57 am
i don’t get what this means? this girl has her period and wants to fuck and kill?
03.02.09 at 12:04 pm
This is kind of how Richard Prince started, before he became a full-fledged artist. Does Valerie work in a similar field?
03.02.09 at 12:09 pm
Organised into various files? Like “my weird period/exploded human beings fetish file”? Gawd. I can’t wait to see what else you have, ya creepy bastard.
03.02.09 at 12:17 pm
this is nice as well:
http://www.foundphotos.net/
03.02.09 at 12:23 pm
Ew what the hell. Sharon Tate? Really?
03.02.09 at 12:23 pm
I love this. Do more soon!
03.02.09 at 12:35 pm
omg boner i have it
03.02.09 at 12:36 pm
this is retarded
GIS, cut the middle man
03.02.09 at 12:50 pm
The movie stills are fine, but the glorification of violence (sharon tate, woman with her legs cut off) seems ignorant to me. you’re trivializing violence and other’s pain. Especially when you put them in the context of surrounding photos (movie stills, period sex).
You may believe that you’re “saying something” by the order of your images, but you’re actually not saying anything meaningful at all. except maybe that you’re ignorant. but that isnt meaningful either.
03.02.09 at 12:57 pm
Quit making art, buy a DILDO.
03.02.09 at 12:59 pm
@sally shoebox “I’S IG’NANT!!!”
@This is cool … no i’m not in Richard Prince’s field. i do nerdy shit like work for the show Venture Brothers & intern at Augenblick Studios (they produced SUPERJAIL!!!)blah blah blah
03.02.09 at 1:04 pm
This shit sucks. SBTVC gone waaaay downhill lately.
03.02.09 at 1:05 pm
If I may say so, and if anyone cares to read this:
Sharon Tate was a boner MACHINE.
That picture of her being all ginger in a bathtub has one purpose: erections.
Everytime I look at it I GAZ to the EM
03.02.09 at 1:15 pm
Yeah, fuck this. The world is already overrun by brutal thugs. This adds nothing to the conversation.
03.02.09 at 1:17 pm
Jesus fuck!!! I like the lighter definition of carnage. I’m just a delicate flower – I can’t handle that kind of grosstrosity.
03.02.09 at 1:19 pm
WELL I THINK THIS KIND OF “FOUND” ART THAT WE WILL BE SEEING DURING THESE TRYING TIMES BECASUE MOST PEOPLE CA’NT REALLY AFFORD TO GO TO “BLICK” AND BUY SUPPLY’S, SO SHOULD PROBABLY NOT COMPLAIN OTHERWISE WE WILL BE LIKE THE CHINESE MAN BOUGHT THE CHING DYNASTY RABBIT HEAD FROM “CHRISTY’S” AND THEN DID’NT WON’T TO PAY FOR IT. I THOUGHT CHINA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEW ECOMONIC POWER HOUSE LOL?!?!?
BUT HE CA’NT PAY FOR WHAT HE BOUGHT!!!
03.02.09 at 1:21 pm
Woah
03.02.09 at 1:36 pm
will you guys let me take pictures of myself boiling peanuts in cajun spiced blood and then i’ll rub the blood all over my naked body while i shell and eat the peanuts. and then i’ll fuck someone and then kill somebody.
yeah.
great.
03.02.09 at 3:15 pm
this is pretty stupid , the only nice photo is the golden tooth, the rest are borderline retarded wanna be “neat” nerd, trying to be cool kind of bullshit….
fuck you !
PS: the 3rd pic. ( bottom to top) is insulting, I cant understand how a woman will put it there and think it is interesting or artistic. You are fucking idiot Valerie!
03.02.09 at 3:37 pm
Isn’t that a reenactment of the Sharon Tate murder?
03.02.09 at 3:48 pm
SBTVC’s next feature should be called “Recently Bookmarked”.
03.02.09 at 3:57 pm
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooah, dat shit is like…insay-yane.
03.02.09 at 4:24 pm
Hmmm. I haven’t made up my mind if I like it or not. How bout the next one is just pictures of Valerie naked?
03.02.09 at 4:26 pm
I love it, give this person a WEB LOG
03.02.09 at 4:52 pm
Was this made by Kenny …. or Spenny?
03.02.09 at 5:39 pm
I like it Val, don’t let the haters get you down. VB and SJ are fortunate to have you around. Want to see more.
GREAT JOB!
03.02.09 at 6:05 pm
it really does tell a story. i think it’s about religion.
03.02.09 at 6:17 pm
JAKE FOR THE WIN
@Kennedy that can be arranged. There shall be breasts in the next post.
03.02.09 at 6:38 pm
woah no words could ever describe how weirded out i was by this…REALLY..
03.02.09 at 7:03 pm
Val, you’ve inspired me to get a dog and give it gold fronts.
03.02.09 at 7:15 pm
this is just like errybody’s tumbler.
03.02.09 at 7:36 pm
Been done before and better http://yimmyayo.tumblr.com/ looks like some of the pics are boosted from there too.
03.02.09 at 8:22 pm
the question is: how long DO you spend on google image search? i love seeing the product of inexplicable obsessions
fuckin shut up if you dont like it fuckin click somewhere else jesus if you think your opinion counts on a forum…youre kind of adorable!
awwwwwww!
03.02.09 at 8:24 pm
1) sharon tate’s dead body does not constitute as “cool” or “trendy” because it is in your “cool” and “trendy” portfolio of pictures.
2) goes without saying you have no fucking life but who am i to talk
3) period sex pic was funny
03.02.09 at 9:47 pm
WELL I JUST FOUND ABOUT THIS MAGAZINE CALLED “FOUND” WHERE THE WRITERS DO SAMETHING VERY SIMILAR TO THIS SO IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT I WAS RIGHT THIS IS A KIND OF ART WE WILL BE SEEING A LOT OF IN THESE TRYING TIMES
03.02.09 at 9:52 pm
this idea is very much like TV Carnage, but with still photos. In other words: why would anyone who visits this site have a problem with it? are you being paid to be a hater? who raised you? retarded wolves? were you molested? I think you all need a hug and some cookies and milk. . .
03.02.09 at 11:14 pm
I like it.
03.03.09 at 1:02 am
Oh for fuck’s sake. I was with you until Tate and then it was just stupid.
03.03.09 at 6:23 am
dear Valerie,
how long have you lived in Vancouver? isn’t it great?!
so, if it, “kind of tells a story”, what is it? you’re boosting pics and ideas, and you’re full of shit.
tv carnage is a completely different idea.
in summation, keep impressing your cousins and worrying your mom, but leave it out of here.
03.03.09 at 8:39 am
Is that really Sharon Tate? I’ve never seen that photo before. I am glad.
Other than that really awful image I think I will look forward to this column for sure!
Thanks Valerie. Hang in there! SC commenters are the harshest sometimes.
03.03.09 at 8:48 am
WE ARE HARSH BECAUSE THIS CHICK SUCKS HAHA LMAO AND IS RIPPING PEOPLE OFF
03.03.09 at 10:09 am
The attempt at art is more offensive to me than the pedestrian images of violence. Your issues with blond women bore me. Buy a camera. Take your own pics. Live a life. Lash out at the world with your own pain. Until then, you’re a leech.
03.03.09 at 10:21 am
“The present trajectory is so clogged with poseurs and careerists that it is too difficult to tell who is an artist. Oh, I forgot, everyone is an artist. Then why bother? Oh, because YOU are an artist. Perhaps everyone is a narcissist.”
Mat Gleason
03.03.09 at 10:31 am
it is just not good. But that doesn’t mean you have to get discouraged, making art is fucking hard – contrary to what a lot of people seem to think. keep on working and take pleasure in the process, watch yourself grow as an artist.
03.03.09 at 11:01 am
WATCH ME PONTIFICATE ON THE ARTISTRY OF NARCISSISTRY & POSEUR MILIEUS OF THESE TRYING TIMEZ OUT IN DA STIX OF THE INTRAWEBS UNREAD CMMNTZ SECTIONZ!!!
Not for nuttin @Vane$$a, i probably have more artistic talent in my pinky when it comes to drawing skills than you will ever have in your whole life.SEE: http://bit.ly/ChmO4
& i’m only 21 ZOMG.
Makin’ art is so hard ya’ll! Just trying to find meaningfulne$$ in my life during this post-meaningful recession era repression et cetera.
@YES “i will keep working & take pleasure in the process, watch myself grow as an artist” through my millions of self-portraits myspace angle style where my arm takes up half the pic & it’s an extremely overhead shot so ya’ll don’t see i’m really 500 lbz.
JUST TRYNA B LUVD BY U COZ MY MUMAZ NEVA LUVD ME
<3 val is your pal!
03.03.09 at 11:52 am
why so defensive?
ps- how’s Vancouver; cool huh?! or groovy! everyone likes your art.
pps- lame.
03.03.09 at 1:28 pm
this sucks, but the gold tooth, swate
03.03.09 at 2:20 pm