Thought you might enjoy this street boner I spotted in Dunedin, New Zealand. Isn’t she a beauty. Her boyfriend refused to be in the picture. A detail you might appreciate, the black mark on her forehead is a bar stamp from the worst bar in town.
Love the website,
Freddie
Fred,
Making fun of fat chicks has got to be the lowest possible form of comedy. What’s the joke? “Ha ha you’re unhealthy”? I have done so much heroin and cocaine in my life, I make GG Allin look like Jack Lalanne. I’m going to make fun of someone who burns less calories than they take in? I know we just made fun of Susan Boyle but the whole world is in love with her so she can take it AND she is remarkably unique in her ugliness.
Laughing at fat chicks or even caring about that shit is something horny 14 year-old boys do because they’re mad at nature for making the demand of their libidos so far away from the supply of their poon. I’d hate women too if they made me beat off 6 times a day.
Besides, Street Boners is supposed to be about outfits. Sure I throw hot girls in there because the people demand it but to talk about body types and her knees and what kind of shoulders she has is boring. If you don’t like her structure, take it up with God. We’re here to make fun of open-toed boots.
I wish this was all a given because there’s been dozens of times I’ve had to forgo putting in a great Boner because the girl is fat and I know I’ll have to spend an hour deleting comments like “What a fat fucking bitch.” If you want to anonymously tell the world who you’d fuck go to hotornot.com.
Love,
Street Boners
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
04.20.09 at 1:07 pm
Man a 14 year-old would JUMP all over that ride.
04.20.09 at 1:08 pm
you mean you make GG Allin look like Jack Lalanne?
04.20.09 at 1:09 pm
She’s obviously aware of how she looks and is making a joke about it. What are you going to do, make fun of her for having a sense of humor?
04.20.09 at 1:09 pm
@ blerg
Oops! Thanks. Fixed.
04.20.09 at 1:11 pm
Cheers, man. People who make fun of women just because they are over weight are fucking idiots. Good on you and for this website for not resorting to 3rd grade humor.
04.20.09 at 1:34 pm
What a fat fucking bitch
Thats to you Gavin, not that fat fucking bitch
04.20.09 at 1:38 pm
what a disgusting fat bitch, hahahaha
04.20.09 at 1:59 pm
word.
04.20.09 at 2:52 pm
ew. how do girls like this even get jobs? i would never hire someone like that. gross
04.20.09 at 2:57 pm
humanity is a god forsaken cesspool of disillusionment. people really fucking need to be nicer to one another. especially the evil mean-girl narcissists who infect our culture with their vapid judgements.
04.20.09 at 3:04 pm
but on the other hand… not that i have seen any fat kiwis… but she def. has the look of an inbred new zealander… one of those places like ireland and quebec where the people have been fucking one another exclusively for the last 150 years and start to look actually related
04.20.09 at 3:08 pm
hi Gavin. thought ya did dope like “4 or 5 times”. you’re a bad ass mo fo – fit to ride with the Sons Of Silence. don’t take GG’s name in vain unless you grew up in a cabin with no electricity with a crazy dad who thought you could be jesus.
me, i am just really really boring and comment on websites. but “i’m ok” with me
04.20.09 at 3:09 pm
making fun of fat people isn’t just about letting everybody know that their bodies r disgusting. we make fun of them because even though they’re unhealthy n gross to look at n sad about it, they just can’t stop eating. It’s really about mocking their weak , chubby backbones and lack of self control. its no different than making fun of sluts or celebrity addicts or people with severe credit card debt from shit like buying $400 dollar jeans even though they work at burger king.
04.20.09 at 3:45 pm
^ superb
04.20.09 at 4:07 pm
Gavin, is this post a reaction to all of the harsh comments on your sloped-shoulder picture from a few weeks ago?
04.20.09 at 4:36 pm
The problem with fat people is they have no fucking self control so they put a strain on our healthcare system and our economy while people are dying of starvation all over the world. Plus they’re just aethetically unpleasing.
04.20.09 at 6:20 pm
The problem with fat people isn’t that they don’t have self control. Its really a problem with poor people, that they don’t have the money to buy decent food. Try living on cheap food yourself and see how easy it is to lose weight. I’m not saying its impossible, you could eat like a hippy with the bulk beans and dumpster diving, but that is probably not even something most people would know about.
04.20.09 at 6:40 pm
thank you! it bugs me when street boners (or any picture of a woman on the internet) becomes a contest of who would fuck her the hardest or HOW fat is she? it’s so boring.
04.20.09 at 6:50 pm
i don’t know… fat people are pretty gross. It takes a whole lot of shitty food and slothing to get that big…There isn’t too much about those characteristics that makes a person respectable/desirable.
04.20.09 at 6:53 pm
Hey,
You’re right!
Maybe we shouldn’t make fun of fat, disgusting, lumpy, ugly flab monsters.
@Drippy Dog Dix
We probably shouldn’t mention Gavin’s Down’s Syndrome shoulders again either.
04.20.09 at 7:48 pm
ew jackman is correct.
04.20.09 at 8:27 pm
the real reason we hate fat people is because they cause global warming. from all they farts.
04.21.09 at 12:37 am
I fucked 36 fat fuckers like this and word to all ya haters FAT FUCKING BITCHES ARE THE BEST. There’s nothing like licking a fat, greasy asshole only to realize, wtf?, you haven’t even GOTTEN to the asshole yet but are only delving into the succulent appetizier known as thigh-folds. Fucking Fat Bellas is lik eating a 10 course meal at KFC and finger-licking good!
04.21.09 at 12:45 am
Gavin edited my post because he knew it was true, bastard.
04.21.09 at 1:44 am
I’d give you guys the dl but he’d just edit it out again, shame.
04.21.09 at 1:45 am
@ everyone’s reasons for making fun of fat people: wrong. You make fun of fat people (and sluts, and poor people with $400 jeans who work at burger king, or anyone else of whose lifestyle you do not “approve”) because you need to feel better about yourself. If you were really so happy and content in your life you wouldn’t think anything more than passing about those people. I like how you throw sluts and poor yet extravagant people in the mix, let’s throw gays, Christians, Muslims, Natives on reservations, immigrants, emos, etc etc in there as well. Anyone who does it differently than you. What it comes down to is you being a judgmental, intolerant fuck because you want to believe you’re better than them, but the fact is that if you really were so much more superior you would have better things to do with your mental energy than calculate in your mind how much more worthy of a human being you are than a 500 pound woman who was raped as a child. Seriously, grow the fuck up.
04.21.09 at 4:03 am
fat people are destroying the planet.
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25365017-401,00.html
04.21.09 at 4:05 am
In closing I’d like to add that, while it’s now apparent that I’m a defensive three hunnerd and fiddy pound gargoyle, that has nothing to do with the fact that hating on obese wilderbeasts makes you the big fat loser in all of this.
04.21.09 at 4:09 am
Copa was kinda cool but now its gone to shit, most Dunedin bars are pretty bad to be honest.
04.21.09 at 7:31 am
@ fuck haute couture aka hater bo-baiter
now i feels bad for making funnies about fatties. sorry fatties.
04.21.09 at 11:23 am
hey fuck haute couture aka hater bo-baiter,
does this sound familiar, you hypocritical imbecilic douchewad:
“ew filipinas are not cute, well sometimes their personalities make them passable but for reals lots of them are so vain it cancels out even that.
but then again I’m a heightist, no one under 5?6? even counts as human in my world.”
just because you’ve got the gilbert grape momz going on at home, don’t take your therapy shit out in here.
04.21.09 at 12:14 pm
niggas getting ethered daily on here gatdamn
04.21.09 at 2:45 pm
# fucking hypocrite Says:
04.21.09 at 12:14 pm
hey fuck haute couture aka hater bo-baiter,
does this sound familiar, you hypocritical imbecilic douchewad:
“ew filipinas are not cute, well sometimes their personalities make them passable but for reals lots of them are so vain it cancels out even that.
but then again I’m a heightist, no one under 5?6? even counts as human in my world.”
just because you’ve got the gilbert grape momz going on at home, don’t take your therapy shit out in here.
no. i didn’t say I’m not a judgmental asshole (although the thing about short people and filipinas was a JOKE people, for christ sake grow a sense of humor). I said don’t try to rationalize it with some bullshit. I honestly don’t give a shit if you want to make fun of fatties, gays, emos, whoever you want, I don’t care if you’re a dick that’s your problem, but please please PLEASE don’t attempt to back it up with “well its because they deserve it”. FFS.
and um way to stalk my comments freakshow.
04.21.09 at 4:25 pm
^^^
u r sooooo fat.
way to spin your hypocritical actions, fat freakshow.
04.21.09 at 4:31 pm
also, dont hate cos you a pygmy.
04.21.09 at 4:32 pm
it was a JOOOOOOOOOOOKE, people.
aha. ha. ha. ha.
a jooooooooooooooooke.
BUT YOU ALL SUCK! YEAH! SUCK.
AND I’M NOT FAT!!!!!!!! schmorrfle, schmorrfle, pass the donuts asshole!
04.21.09 at 4:33 pm
wow are you 12 or what? the point is not whether i, or anyone else is sooooooooo fat (hello you talk like a middle-schooler). you can make fun of me, or anyone else for whatever the fuck you want. At the end of the day it says more about you than it does about them. Obviously I do not need to rationalize anything to pixellated people who live in my computer. You mean nothing to me, and all the less for your lack of being able to carry on a rational conversation.
k you can commence with the taunts of “fattie” and “retard” and uh whatever other super intellectual shit youre about to blow us away with now.
04.21.09 at 4:36 pm
wow the more i try to explain my inexplicable hypocritical actions, the worse i appear. and fat.
04.21.09 at 4:37 pm
I make fun of people for anything that will make me feel better about myself.
04.22.09 at 3:52 pm
i’m the most pc girl, but even i think that gavin’s not actually an asshole
04.27.09 at 2:05 pm
even if she lost weight she would still be disgusting trash.
07.19.09 at 4:08 pm