Guys, I appreciate you running letters by amateurs but the most beautiful girl in the world has been right under your noses the whole time. You’re the ones who told me about Die Antwoord so how could you not notice the unbelievably perfect wife for life that’s in the band?
-VETERAN
Send “Dear Street Carnage” letters to SBTVC@StreetCarnage.com
This entry was posted on 02.09.10 at 11:30 am by SBTVC . You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.
69 Comments
Leave a Reply
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.
Bad Behavior has blocked 4593 access attempts in the last 7 days.
yeah no.
02.09.10 at 11:54 am
Only a retarded excuse for a MAN would think that thing is hot. Big breasts and big hips are programmed to tell a real man that a women is fertile, and can baer many children with little chance of complications. That thing is neither feminine or attractive in any way.
02.09.10 at 11:58 am
no yeah!
02.09.10 at 12:00 pm
Nah.
02.09.10 at 12:02 pm
No man, though if shes reading this then fuck yeah!
02.09.10 at 12:05 pm
She looks smelly (in a good way.)
02.09.10 at 12:07 pm
dude. she is so fucking hot.
02.09.10 at 12:07 pm
Maybe I fuck her. Hey!
02.09.10 at 12:10 pm
this girl is a FUGLY-MULLET…oh shit i think that im gonna start a band now called “FUGLY-MULLET” THANKS FOR THE INSPIRATION….i was walking around on my boner from yesterday’s pics until i saw these ones…seriously i get more excited watching OLD john water’s films ……. fucking weirdo
02.09.10 at 12:20 pm
lady Agag
02.09.10 at 12:21 pm
At least she has talent and looks a million times better than that ugly ass flat nosed chick from the other letter.
02.09.10 at 12:27 pm
kinda busted in the face, but her body is no worse than many of the “OMG hottest blah-blah-blah in the universe!!!!11!” She looks like she’d be the right kind of crazy for certain types of recreational activity, i.e. sex.
02.09.10 at 12:30 pm
my friend has been going on for daaaaaays about how much he wants to bang yo-landi. i’m not surprised that he’s not the only one.
02.09.10 at 12:31 pm
she looks like she should be in gummo
02.09.10 at 12:45 pm
That band name rules and it is a tongue twister as well. Three cheers for Fugly Mullet
02.09.10 at 12:49 pm
liquor goggles.
02.09.10 at 12:49 pm
I already said it, I’m in love with that little retarded girl…
With her DYI hair and trailer park feet.
02.09.10 at 12:55 pm
cmon, stop playing. dude looks like a lady.
02.09.10 at 1:01 pm
Cameron? Is that you?
02.09.10 at 1:05 pm
she’s a threat and will totally age well. fuck.
02.09.10 at 1:09 pm
She’s got a hell of a lot more character than any chick who sits around and takes photos of herself in a purple snuggy, that’s for starters.
02.09.10 at 1:32 pm
no one is saying this lady is a fucking super model.
I thought i was the only one that got into it even though you mightve felt weird admitting it to yourself.
02.09.10 at 1:42 pm
idaho is full of girls like these.
02.09.10 at 1:43 pm
For those of you who have missed out on the actual point of Die Antwoorde, the girl pretending to be a “white-trash retard” is actually the wife of the British guy who poses as the frontman.
And he, by the way, normally looks like this:
http://www.dghugo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/20071128352957.jpg
02.09.10 at 1:45 pm
that bitch is a fucking troll
02.09.10 at 1:54 pm
These “Hottest Woman in the World” posts are getting out of hand!!
02.09.10 at 1:57 pm
I’m confused. These are English pretending to be Boers?
02.09.10 at 2:15 pm
They are an art collective, Vane$$a, although I believe he’s the only one who’s English (I might be wrong). He usually goes by the name of Max Normal.
But either way you look at it, it’s all a fake. An amusing one, but a fake nonetheless. Sort of like when Chloe Sevigny pretended not to be a rich girl from Connecticut in Gummo.
02.09.10 at 2:21 pm
Reminds me of Angela from The Office.
02.09.10 at 2:23 pm
i agree.
02.09.10 at 2:23 pm
Okay, let me put it this way, are they satirizing Boers? I don’t really care what their ethnicity is, but is this supposed to be some kind of “hey let’s put on white trash uniforms and make fun of those Boer dumbasses” kind of act?
02.09.10 at 2:30 pm
NEGATIVE.
02.09.10 at 3:03 pm
@ Vane$$a – yea, theyre south africa’s version of ali g
02.09.10 at 3:10 pm
yarg!
you are NOT supposed to talk about the authenticity or “art” or “concept” of Die Antwoord.
It ruins the joke that we are all in on.
02.09.10 at 3:11 pm
its like saying “hey ali g…….its fake….so is borat”
02.09.10 at 3:11 pm
Yes Vane$$a. They are satirizing Boers. This is supposed to be some kind of “hey let’s put on white trash uniforms and make fun of those Boer dumbasses” kind of act. You are smart.
02.09.10 at 3:12 pm
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
02.09.10 at 3:33 pm
Like I said, given the chance.. I would start a new MASTER RACE with Yo-Landi Vi$$er.
And who is the person that said they wanted to start a band called Fugly Mullet? What are you.. like a 24 year old accountant from Nebraska who goes to 80’s night at your favorite corny irish pub?
Eat a dick, retard.
02.09.10 at 3:36 pm
Yeah…I’d rather lick nina hagen’s asshole any day
02.09.10 at 3:50 pm
Is “art collective” a euphemism for “mincing queers”? I’m so lost
02.09.10 at 3:53 pm
Do they imitate elderly Boers on farms getting raped, tortured, and murdered? I wish they’d do that. Because you know what? This shit sucks so fucking hard that it’s not even close to being funny. They’re basically a massive tumor on the asshole of culture. As a matter of fact, I’m pretty sure that they were removed from Farrah Fawcett’s anus during the autopsy, only to escape from their hazardous waste facility so that they could lobotomize all of us with this utter shit. Go and get your dental hygiene degrees and get on with your real lives already.
If you want to see Boers satirized (by a Jew-Boer), the least you can do is dust off that funny old homo Pieter Dirk Uys.
And why the fuck are they on Vice’s front page today too? I guess that one can only conclude at this point that the “creative differences” were neither creative nor different.
02.09.10 at 4:13 pm
“I’m confused. These are English pretending to be Boers?”
No, Vane$$a. These are English that are bores.
02.09.10 at 4:38 pm
if shes hot enough for billy cox she’s hot enough for me.
02.09.10 at 4:52 pm
they are all really south african. max normal is not english.
02.09.10 at 5:29 pm
So the whole “most beautiful woman in the world” thing was a setup to recruit new Juggalos?
02.09.10 at 6:12 pm
body and face by crystal meth
02.09.10 at 6:53 pm
SHAMELUST
02.09.10 at 6:55 pm
f*cked up. it’s good to go. then you wake up in some dudes puke.
02.09.10 at 6:56 pm
her uniqueness/style make her more attractive then most chicks…she raps and smokes weed doesn’t get much better then that
02.09.10 at 7:23 pm
yo for real dick.shit
this is my kinda woman
02.09.10 at 9:22 pm
I prefer Lady Sovereign
02.09.10 at 10:16 pm
vanessa’s last comment is possibly the best comment i’ve ever read on this site. mine included, surprisingly.
02.09.10 at 10:16 pm
gahhahahaha gummo
02.09.10 at 10:24 pm
My penis likes to think about penetrating her vagina.
02.10.10 at 1:41 am
im from cape town, south africa.
yes yolandi visser and Ninja are south africans.
and yes, that is exactly what they are like
02.10.10 at 2:25 am
Of course shes not hot. Anyone who says shes hot is either gay or highly confused. This is all pre-packaged hipster rubbish that you’ll be embarassed to have liked in 2 months.
02.10.10 at 7:12 am
I’d stab it… wouldn’t call her afterwards though. Definitely not the most beautiful woman in the world.
02.10.10 at 8:34 am
im going with no
02.10.10 at 9:59 am
There is this sneaker wearing club chick in montreal, who looks a lot like her in body face steez, so that might save you the airfare to Johannesburg or wherever.
02.10.10 at 10:05 am
thanks fugly mullet
02.10.10 at 10:30 am
for everyone that says shes not hot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXFKNbvR1y8
now stfu
02.10.10 at 12:13 pm
^^still not hot, trashcan.
02.10.10 at 1:31 pm
For the record, I don’t think they’re satirising Boers, I think the people they are poking fun at are the people who’ve gone crazy for them in the media, i.e. white middle-class Americans who love to latch onto anything “marginalised”, “outsider-y” and obscure.
02.10.10 at 1:49 pm
dats a pretty nice chunk of chicken right der
02.10.10 at 3:01 pm
that girl that the amateur wrote about was hotter than this south african freak show. she’s fit, yeah, but she looks like she’d sooner cut up and eat your penis than suck it.
this is the girl who shaved her eyebrows in 9th grade and when you asked her why, she just sort of looked at you wildly and said, “cuz i felt like it”.
02.10.10 at 4:34 pm
Shes amazing all the girls on this site are amazing! You guys know your shit. I take note! Thank you guys, really. I dont want to go out, though I have to. I wish I could stay on here all night.
02.10.10 at 5:15 pm
i like the girl who puked. where did she go?
02.10.10 at 8:43 pm
nah, it’s all about chicks like this:
http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles/84223/projects/290067/765181251031359.jpg
02.11.10 at 1:41 pm
She’s psycho jailbait trailer-trash hot. No question I’d love to get in there.
02.13.10 at 12:05 am