I tried to have a number 2 this morning but Fate had other plans.

Sincerely,

Steve

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14 Comments
  1. dr prockter MD Says:

    Steve, my dear boy, it is commonly advised to poop BEFORE any bowel explosion (aka “number 3″) happens.
    Take care,
    dr prockter MD.


  2. Deadbeatmanchief Says:

    That’s not a bowel explosion that’s actually what most MD’s would consider to be a healthy bowel movement.
    A bowel explosion would look more soupy and there would be a spray pattern all around the bowl.
    This one’s not too dry, not too soft.


  3. e. pubert unum Says:

    where’s the toilet paper? didn’t you wipe your butt? did you pick the toilet paper out before you took the picture? that’s gross, you’re supposed to wipe your butt after you poop.


  4. christi bradnox Says:

    i had a shit like that once. the coffee from roosters (calreton u ravens woop woop) gave me these big massive logs that would like i shat out snake. the shits seemed good and healthy. maybe we should measure the lengths of our shits instead of the length of our dicks?


  5. Michael Says:

    That’s some impressive work. I think the next logical step is to experiment with some different typefaces.


  6. rumbear Says:

    Yeah, I want to see that in a German Fractur font.


  7. jim carrey Says:

    hmmm, a #2 shaped like a # 3. but them together and…oh my god!Its everywhere! WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!


  8. Toilet Punishment and the Human Response Says:

    RE: Wiping. Not required for miracle shits.


  9. poop Says:

    why is it that clearly the best street carnage commenters all were drawn to an article about a miracle dump?


  10. nappertons Says:

    Those are the poops that make you feel like you’ve really accomplished something.


  11. StarWars Says:

    One time I took a shit that looked like a perfect T while my friend Thomas was over. I figured that meant that I should put him on my “shit list.”


  12. Badtooth Says:

    this is disgusting……. but i can’t look away. it’ mesmerizing.


  13. spamburglar Says:

    Christ almighty man! looks like you dropped a fucking tapeworm. seriously how long is that thing?


  14. real bluebeard Says:

    http://www.selfdefenseproducts.com/SPECIAL-INGREDIENTS-DOO-DROPS-p-17442.html

    Especially good that the only reviewer calls himself I Love It and his only comment is that it fucking smells like disgusting shit.


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