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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: PARTY IN NYC TONIGHT

Can SBTVC make my party go from a hoopty to a hovercraft and sound like the shit that it is? It’s called DEBAUCHED INSOUCIANCE and it’s at Glasslands on February 18th. It features live performances by Lemonade, Brahms (previously known as Cale Parks), Future Trends and Unsolved Mysteries, plus Gordon Voidwell DJing. It’s basically a belly flop splash of dance and electro-pop delirium. I think Pitchfork has creamed their pants over almost every single one of those artists. I made a mixtape with material from the party’s artists so you guys can check them out for yourself. Also, there’ll be FREE PBR!

-XAV
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6 Comments

dolphin sex Says:

Terrible. TRBL. Terrible.

02.18.10 at 9:28 am
yikes Says:

Don’t you guys think it’s a little soon to party, after the AC Transit bus fight?

02.18.10 at 9:29 am
wyatt Says:

I think PBR just sponsors williamsburg, period. ooh, an electo pop belly flop splash of dance with FREE pbr???? I don’t think I’ll be able to handle the line that will undoubtedly go around and around the block.

02.18.10 at 1:13 pm
kill hipster Says:

hahahahahahha people still give a shit about what PITCHFORK says!!!! omg you fucking CLOWN COXXXX seriously go beat off and hang yourself to FLEET FOXES rip DAVID CARRADINE

02.18.10 at 2:02 pm
riv randall Says:

$10 ? free anything

02.18.10 at 6:15 pm
riv randall Says:

that was a “does not equal” sign
murrr

02.18.10 at 6:16 pm

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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