STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE: PORN FOR THE BLIND

Finally, porn for the blind. It’s great. Really. Listen to the descriptions. Takes the eroticism of free porn previews to a whole new level.

StreetLatinas.com:

“He is putting forth the proposal to grant her American citizenship if she will have sexual intercourse with her…with him. (heavy breathing) There’s now a cut to a bedroom. The woman is taking off her top to reveal two breasts that have clearly been augmented. By silicone implants. The…the man is rubbing her breasts {more heavy breathing}. The man is rubbing her left breast…then cuts to a shot of the woman displaying her buttocks…and vagina, from behind. {heavy breathing, sound of a zipper?} Uh, another cut, the woman is on the bed masturbating herself….”

It turns out that pornfortheblind.com is a not for profit here in Cambridge. I guess I could think of something sexier for our non-sighted friends to listen to, but hey, someone’s trying…

Best,

Jamal

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4 Comments

Sick Mike Says:

Mel Brooks has been on top of this for like 15 years. Blinkin anyone?

07.31.08 at 12:28 pm
carl winslow Says:

they couldn’t find maybe a girl to do the audio

12.04.08 at 1:01 pm
duck yea Says:

Could this the only way to get Hellen Keller in the mood?

01.04.09 at 2:39 am
xblameboston Says:

it would suck to be blind.

07.31.09 at 10:53 pm

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