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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: PRESENTING DADDYMAN

I notice you have a lot of parenting tips on your website and thought you might want to hear from the king. I found this the other day, and I can’t stop listening to it. I don’t really go for all that Spring Break ‘99 MTV Cancun Party Beach Blowout bullshit, but fuck if this song doesn’t make me want to drink margaritas and get a hotel room with a balcony.
Sincerely,
Jeffrey Max

Dear Jeffrey,
Did the Kids of Widney High make that song?
Sincerely,
SBTVC

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7 Comments

wendel clark Says:

summer jam for sure.

03.03.09 at 11:31 am
JuCIFER Says:

that niggah be bitin’ David Alan Greer, who happens to be bitin’ Chris Rock.
Cuz Daddy get the big piece of chicken!

03.03.09 at 3:45 pm
JuCIFER Says:

But yeah, thats the jam!

03.03.09 at 3:45 pm
Blog Ngr Says:

i am just trying to get a second chance of cock-sucking, ya’ll

03.03.09 at 5:02 pm
Taeil Says:

Gavin, how the fuck did you discover the GREATNESS of Widney High???

03.03.09 at 6:23 pm
My Walkman is My Best Friend Says:

I was listening to “Superheroes” by Daft Punk when I came across this article. I hope to god there’s Youtube footage of this guy.

03.03.09 at 8:53 pm
N.B. Says:

better than dan deacon

03.04.09 at 2:23 am

STREET BONER 1123

I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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STREET BONER 1122

The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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