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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: PROOF OF A HIGHER BEING?

Dude!! Move over Shroud of Turin. This photo was taken of a 2-squirt of handcream before bed (What? I have dry skin!). I shit you not that there was no manipulation WHATSOEVER!!

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11 Comments

drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

Biblical. You should whip up some SBTVC coffee mugs with this image on it. I’ll take two.

07.23.09 at 10:59 am
tobez Says:

Eddie Murphy? I can’t see it

07.23.09 at 11:00 am
JuCIFER Says:

TO QUALIFY AS BIBLICAL THERE WOULD HAVE TO BE AN INFINITE RECURSION OF A SMALLER DONG SQUIRTING JAZZ AT THE TIP OF THAT ONE, AND AN EVEN SMALLER ONE AT TH ETIP OF THAT ONE, AND SO ON…

07.23.09 at 12:34 pm
Bob Dylan's Left Nut Says:

Making life-size models of your dick out of hand cream is just plain weird, man.

07.23.09 at 12:38 pm
Dork Says:

I give it 8 kitties!

07.23.09 at 1:20 pm
Zippy Says:

Hand cream, you say. Or did you use your hand to “manipulate” some cream?

07.23.09 at 2:01 pm
Sal Says:

Looks like George W Bush.

07.23.09 at 2:15 pm
Warmstone Says:

That is kind of amazing. Thanks for sharing.

07.23.09 at 3:51 pm
Drippy dog Dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

Okay. I really like the picture you painted of a dong squirting Jazz. I’m doing a little dance in my seat just thinking about it!

07.23.09 at 5:55 pm
Liquid Sky Saxon Says:

I dare you to take it in to a church and show it to a priest to get it certified as a miracle. “I make one of those every day, my son. Here, let me show you…”

07.24.09 at 1:35 am
Zlur Says:

I dont get it, what it looks like a dick? Is that it? Wellllll yeah, kind of, fucking whats eating Gilbert fucking grape of the internet!

YAWN!

07.24.09 at 9:43 am

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.